New ministries to be created:

[mambomagumu]

Ministry of apple growing
Ministry of Artur-affairs
Ministry of development of semi-urban areas
Ministry of presidential co-wives
Ministry of banning of smoking in public places
Ministry of construction of the Oloitokitok-Emali-10-lanes-highway
Ministry of the settlement of polar bears on Mt. Kenya glaciers

N.B. PNU-voters to be double taxed to recover the costs for the new created ministries which are essential for development!

[beamer]

Ministry of tenders ministry of hawkers and idps ministry of creation of districts ministry of tallying ministry of mitumba clothes ministry of gemstones ministry of celebrities ministry of world cup 2010 minsitry of public holidays ministry of matatu menace

[Hard Knocks]

And dont forget ... Ministry of coalition government.

ministry of election malpractice

ministry of free primary education

ministry of free secondary education

ministry of peace talks

ministry of peace love and unity

ministry of muthurwa matatu terminus

ministry of muthurwa hawkers market

ministry of dasladefo (defence aganist sabaot land dence force)

... ..the list is endeless for mwai kibaki....