New member

[Mureithi1964]

karibu memberdo not be cowed by anybody as there is no one who monopolices ideas.

[pinyowacho]

Originally Posted by makabwa

who welcomes new member to this house?. nime iniingia leo!

wewe ni jinga sana how dare u come asking us who welcomes new members then you go dissapear. wewe fala sana. can you redeem yourself by committing to Raila Camp ASAP. otherwise you are so tosted

Pinyowacho owns mashada. Raila is his Deputy and Mwolovi and Burning Spears and another chap called Bloggerrrat are Pinyos foot soldiers. so wewe zoea kuwa kurutu

karibu sana.

katika shamba la wanyama ulimwenguni Mashada,kila jogoo hapana equal

[pinyowacho]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

BTW, I love your signature

expalins a lot

[MARAYE]

Originally Posted by yangu

Sasa Makwaba,

Do not be scared by these guys, just sizing you up.

They're monolizing you the way it happened to me some years years back at Lamu high school where at stepping at the gate i was made to put my iron box on my head and run around.

Then i was made to kneel down on a verandah and a 'ndururu' was thrown down for me to push with my nose while my hands at my back,back and forth about ten feet long.

I was crying all the way and got so dirty after the mixture of my tears and dirt on the ground.

I was saved by a form four guy who knew me and it wasn't until my new pair of trousers was torn at the knees for crowling.

After staying at that school for a while, i ganged up the other form ones and fought for our 'uhuru' and we became very strong and feared by the seniors.

YOU ARE SO FUNNY! THIS IS PRICELESS

[yangu]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

Welcome back Yangu We have missed your posts here.

Lol about your comparison. I think you are right on about it...that is what they do

Welcome aboard newbie or "newbie"

Thank you PP, 'i was away on a business trip'. (as men
here tells lies to their wives after spending a week with a girl friend.)

"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."

Ha ha ha..this's one of the funniest things i have ever read. But men do also advice their wives. Isn't?

[yangu]

Originally Posted by MARAYE

YOU ARE SO FUNNY! THIS IS PRICELESS

Not funny it was bad bad bad. The first two weeks, hell.

A mono was an endangered animal.I sung the Kenyan anthem for
about two hundred times for those seniors especially the forms
twos, who were so so notorious.

You had to wear your shoes the opposite sides.The left shoe on
right foot,and so forth.

We looked like comedians.This distinguished the monos from the seniors.

'Mono mono come here' now you've come across a form two.

'What's your name' you say your name and all of a sudden, a slap
lands on you.

'Stupid, you're a mono, say i'm a mono' then you say you're a mono.

You starts with the Kenyan anthem, then sends greetings to your
parents on the radio using your shoe as the microphone and you're
asked if you have beautiful sisters.

At that time, Lamu high was a boys school

The notorious ones will tell you to lie down on a veranda and pretend
you're swimming.

'butterfly, butterfly' you do the butterfly 'bizi bizi' this one, you're
supposed to go under the water.

This all done on a concrete. By the time they're finished with you,
your shirt which was supposed to be white, is in that color that you've
never seen anywhere.

But later we overcame all this.

But still, at the end of that year, we had to pass another hurdle, the promotion from mono to seniority.

[Rwathia]

Welcome to Mashada...it really was a fatal blunder joining this cheap cyber bar coz it screws you really hard...nevertheless please feel free to introduce us to your sister(s)...

[yangu]

Originally Posted by pinyowacho

how dare u come asking us who welcomes new members then you go dissapear.

Mwakaba, this's your thread,it is your house and you're nowhere to be seen.

Please, if you're still alive, say something. Do not be put down.

I was very scared the first days but i did not run away from mashada.

My heart would beat very fast as i would be logging in.

I had a dream where this pinyowacho and i don't care guys were chasing me with a rope with an intention to hung me and woke up
shouting, 'please, do not kill me'.

[mkenya mwamerika]

..dammit, am a newb on this forum, joined the day before yester but still looking for the POST link. People, Mashadians kindly help out. Why can't they make it as user friendly as the company intranet forums

[yangu]

Originally Posted by mkenya mwamerika

..dammit, am a newb on this forum, joined the day before yester but still looking for the POST link. People, Mashadians kindly help out. Why can't they make it as user friendly as the company intranet forums

In case i understood you well, at the top and bottom, home page, Kenya, you find a greenish
animal with a sign,

make A post.That's it.

You can do anything with this kind of animal but the best advice is;

just click on it and you're there;
1. Title 2. endelea