Kikuyu women are wild about luo men

[PrivatePractice]

Kisii men

The description "tall, dark and handsome," applies to
the Kisii man. They are also known to be charming when
the fiery tempers take a back seat. But like all
gorgeous men, they several other women on the side
apart from you.

They are said to be so emotional that they will cry as
they are beating you up.

Maasai Men

Maasai men are said to be fierce, courageous but
unreasonable. You do not argue with one because you
will provoke him to a feud. A Maasai man will do
anything to marry a beautiful woman. However, to them,
wives are lower in rung than children.

You will find them playing ajua the whole day as they
await the return of their wives and children from
grazing the cattle. For a Maasai man, serious
business is getting an extra wife year after year.

Meru men

For a die-hard Meru man, it is against taboo to enter
the kitchen. He would rather starve to death than
enter this domain which he believes to be strictly a
woman's.

A Meru man's temper is unmistakable. If you dare to
provoke him, he will very easily smash you to pieces.
No matter how well exposed or versed in the Queen's
English he is, the Meru accent will never go away.
They have an attitude problem and take everything
personally. They are also said to be quite bossy in a
relationship. What he says goes.

Coastal Men

Coastal men are said to be smooth talkers but lazy to
the bone. For any hard labour, look for a 'mtu wa
bara.' With their mastery of the Kiswahili language,
they can even talk Osama from his hide-out. They are
the classic example of what a gentleman is supposed to
be. With their use of flattery, and their love for
speaking in low, husky tones, many women confess to
being transfixed to the swahili man.

But in the words of one lady, "they talk too much;
like they have swallowed a tape." The Taita are most
humble. They fancy cooking mouth-watering dishes
for their women. However, their Swahili counterparts
are said to love living off the sweat of their women.
And they are betrothed from birth.

North Eastern men
They are ready to kill over miraa. Hearing them
converse, usually in groups, you will think that they
are fighting because of the shouting. Then they are
said not to have very gentlemanly manners, spitting
everywhere and noisily clearing their throats. Somali
men are said to least concerned about education. Why
toil, when you can carry on a lucrative business at
Garissa Lodge?

The extended family matters most to a North Easterner.
Word has it that you only need to take one man from
the village and in a few months, his new
location is transformed into a Somali village. Even if
it's just a small flat in South B.

They pay rent for five years. But woe unto you if you
are the landlord, you will have to renovate the whole
house once they vacate. Sinks, toilets seats,
built-in-wardrobes are uprooted to make more room for
beds and mattresses.

[PrivatePractice]

This is a tribe I don't know. Any Embu's in the house???

Embu Men

Men from Embu in Eastern Province cream up the arena.
They are always re-asserting themselves to be
differentiated from the Kikuyu and Meru folk since
they lie between the two. They are very close to their
women and can never share them out with anyone. It is
said that Embu men can love to death, i.e. kill the
woman they love if they are about to lose her to
another man!

They are very romantic under the cover of darkness but
will never show their emotions and attachment to their
women in public. If you want to experience
an Embu man's romance, play soft R&B and lock up the
room completely and he will dance you and reel you
with pleasure for up to 24 hours non-stop!

They also have a soft spot for secret polygamy, not
for children but for testing their romance edge once
in a while. If you don't watch them keenly, they can
slip between your fingers into the home next door!



I'm done....now majeshi can kill me for derailing his thread

[PrivatePractice]

Originally Posted by MAJESHI

Let's start a new thread about Kisii...see the replies

There was one a few months ago about kisii. You can start the thread, I will get in trouble. I don't need another banning

kisii men

[MAJESHI]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

Kisii men

The description "tall, dark and handsome," applies to
the Kisii man. They are also known to be charming when
the fiery tempers take a back seat. But like all
gorgeous men, they several other women on the side
apart from you.

They are said to be so emotional that they will cry as
they are beating you up.

Maasai Men

Maasai men are said to be fierce, courageous but
unreasonable. You do not argue with one because you
will provoke him to a feud. A Maasai man will do
anything to marry a beautiful woman. However, to them,
wives are lower in rung than children.

You will find them playing ajua the whole day as they
await the return of their wives and children from
grazing the cattle. For a Maasai man, serious
business is getting an extra wife year after year.

Meru men

For a die-hard Meru man, it is against taboo to enter
the kitchen. He would rather starve to death than
enter this domain which he believes to be strictly a
woman's.

A Meru man's temper is unmistakable. If you dare to
provoke him, he will very easily smash you to pieces.
No matter how well exposed or versed in the Queen's
English he is, the Meru accent will never go away.
They have an attitude problem and take everything
personally. They are also said to be quite bossy in a
relationship. What he says goes.

Coastal Men

Coastal men are said to be smooth talkers but lazy to
the bone. For any hard labour, look for a 'mtu wa
bara.' With their mastery of the Kiswahili language,
they can even talk Osama from his hide-out. They are
the classic example of what a gentleman is supposed to
be. With their use of flattery, and their love for
speaking in low, husky tones, many women confess to
being transfixed to the swahili man.

But in the words of one lady, "they talk too much;
like they have swallowed a tape." The Taita are most
humble. They fancy cooking mouth-watering dishes
for their women. However, their Swahili counterparts
are said to love living off the sweat of their women.
And they are betrothed from birth.

North Eastern men
They are ready to kill over miraa. Hearing them
converse, usually in groups, you will think that they
are fighting because of the shouting. Then they are
said not to have very gentlemanly manners, spitting
everywhere and noisily clearing their throats. Somali
men are said to least concerned about education. Why
toil, when you can carry on a lucrative business at
Garissa Lodge?

The extended family matters most to a North Easterner.
Word has it that you only need to take one man from
the village and in a few months, his new
location is transformed into a Somali village. Even if
it's just a small flat in South B.

They pay rent for five years. But woe unto you if you
are the landlord, you will have to renovate the whole
house once they vacate. Sinks, toilets seats,
built-in-wardrobes are uprooted to make more room for
beds and mattresses.

I really enjoyed reading your piece....
Soft and easy read.

[MAJESHI]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

There was one a few months ago about kisii. You can start the thread, I will get in trouble. I don't need another banning

kisii men

They banned you before? For what?

[PrivatePractice]

Originally Posted by MAJESHI

They banned you before? For what?

I think because I supported MBM's cause and then later said I was racist. They also did not like that I found MBM funny, but didn't mind when I found Realistik Dreamer funny (mind you RD disses whites all the time and I'm white)

My other handles were never bad, so honestly I don't know why they didn't want me here.

sugarNspice aka That Girl aka Almasi

[Yak]

"..Luo men are known to be overly loud,proud and will not hesitate to spend freely and BIG to impress a woman(buying love),Kikuyu women besides their uniquely outstanding beauty are known to relish the finer things in life,Big houses,Big Cars,designer clothes etc and who better to provide such comforts of life?,Luo men,Kikuyu woman is almost the perfect combination..notice it is rare to find a Kikuyu lady with a not very well to do Luo Man,very rare....and it's no secret,we all know that for a Luo man to show up with a Kyuk chick down in Luo-Nyanza is considered the greatest conquest of all,a fattened bull is slaughtered in ones honour a fete only compared to Gor Mahia FC (Kogalo) winning the KPL.."

[MAJESHI]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

Kisii men

The description "tall, dark and handsome," applies to
the Kisii man. They are also known to be charming when
the fiery tempers take a back seat. But like all
gorgeous men, they several other women on the side
apart from you.

They are said to be so emotional that they will cry as
they are beating you up.

Maasai Men

Maasai men are said to be fierce, courageous but
unreasonable. You do not argue with one because you
will provoke him to a feud. A Maasai man will do
anything to marry a beautiful woman. However, to them,
wives are lower in rung than children.

You will find them playing ajua the whole day as they
await the return of their wives and children from
grazing the cattle. For a Maasai man, serious
business is getting an extra wife year after year.

Meru men

For a die-hard Meru man, it is against taboo to enter
the kitchen. He would rather starve to death than
enter this domain which he believes to be strictly a
woman's.

A Meru man's temper is unmistakable. If you dare to
provoke him, he will very easily smash you to pieces.
No matter how well exposed or versed in the Queen's
English he is, the Meru accent will never go away.
They have an attitude problem and take everything
personally. They are also said to be quite bossy in a
relationship. What he says goes.

Coastal Men

Coastal men are said to be smooth talkers but lazy to
the bone. For any hard labour, look for a 'mtu wa
bara.' With their mastery of the Kiswahili language,
they can even talk Osama from his hide-out. They are
the classic example of what a gentleman is supposed to
be. With their use of flattery, and their love for
speaking in low, husky tones, many women confess to
being transfixed to the swahili man.

But in the words of one lady, "they talk too much;
like they have swallowed a tape." The Taita are most
humble. They fancy cooking mouth-watering dishes
for their women. However, their Swahili counterparts
are said to love living off the sweat of their women.
And they are betrothed from birth.

North Eastern men
They are ready to kill over miraa. Hearing them
converse, usually in groups, you will think that they
are fighting because of the shouting. Then they are
said not to have very gentlemanly manners, spitting
everywhere and noisily clearing their throats. Somali
men are said to least concerned about education. Why
toil, when you can carry on a lucrative business at
Garissa Lodge?

The extended family matters most to a North Easterner.
Word has it that you only need to take one man from
the village and in a few months, his new
location is transformed into a Somali village. Even if
it's just a small flat in South B.

They pay rent for five years. But woe unto you if you
are the landlord, you will have to renovate the whole
house once they vacate. Sinks, toilets seats,
built-in-wardrobes are uprooted to make more room for
beds and mattresses.

Was trying to think of any tall handsome kisii man that I know of...I could not think of any

[MAJESHI]

Originally Posted by Yak

"..Luo men are known to be overly loud,proud and will not hesitate to spend freely and BIG to impress a woman(buying love),Kikuyu women besides their uniquely outstanding beauty are known to relish the finer things in life,Big houses,Big Cars,designer clothes etc and who better to provide such comforts of life?,Luo men,Kikuyu woman is almost the perfect combination..notice it is rare to find a Kikuyu lady with a not very well to do Luo Man,very rare....and it's no secret,we all know that for a Luo man to show up with a Kyuk chick down in Luo-Nyanza is considered the greatest conquest of all,a fattened bull is slaughtered in ones honour a fete only compared to Gor Mahia FC (Kogalo) winning the KPL.."

Showing up with Kikuyu gal is not considered the greatest conquest in Luo land. After the SM Otieno Saga....
You must be talking about a different luoland