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Default kikuyu, jaluo and kales are all s.t.u.p.i.d - 05-22-2008, 04:45 AM

'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.
 
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Na we umetokea wapi??
 
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Default 05-22-2008, 06:02 AM

kanisa halitajengwa lamu kabisa,the locals wont except it!
 


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Default 05-22-2008, 06:08 AM

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'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.
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Default 05-22-2008, 06:35 AM

if they could agree and form their own country it would streach all the from nyanza,RV to central....what would be left......hepu nifahamishe,,,
 


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Default Ninakubali na wewe - 05-22-2008, 02:52 PM

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'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.
hizi kabila tatu ndizo zinatesa wakenya.
 
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Default Petition for sanctioning of 3 tribes - 05-23-2008, 06:12 AM

It is time we start sanctioning the three main imbecile small minded tribes of kenya:
- kalenjin
- kikuyu
- jaluo

These three tribes are not oriented towards having peace and harmony in kenya. Wasifikirie ni hao tu wanaishi within the borders of kenya.

I started on another campaign the other day....subtle but it gets the point through. It is more like a 'peaceful' vendetta.

Whenever i meet a jaluo, kale, or kyuk, and we start talking about security, i simply ask:

"kwanini hizi kabila tatu zinaua watu kenya na kuiba kutoka kwa watu wa kenya."

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and he or she asks: "gani hizo"


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and i say
"kikuyu, kalenjin, na jaluo".

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Of course, the imbecile of a bastard will start defending his or her tribe. But in her sub concious i have planted the seed. Which seed? the seed of a thought. A lingering thought that will not germinate until they have sat down somewhere and the engines in their small brains start moving those tiny small gears in those brains.

The implication of the germinated thought will be:

"That luo, kikuyu and kalenjin people are all thieves and all murderers. No exceptions"

i have watched tribes here accuse each other of theft. So, i decided to lay out the standards of theft for each tribe:

kalenjin - wezi - grade A
kikuyu - wezi - grade A
jaluo - wezi - grade A

Robberies, con men, fake pastors, land grabbing, uchawi, lazy work people, etc. Will often have a majority of these three tribes, and always at the same degree. So, usikuje kuniambie eti how your tribe imeendelea kuliko ingine, ama vile ingine ni jizi kuliko lingine, ama vile one is lazier.

You are all the same bast.ards. I even wonder if you came from the same pus.sy!

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so, my petition is simple:

every time you meet a kale, kyuk, or jaka...ask him or her the following question:

"Kwanini hizi kabila tatu zinaua watu kenya na kuiba kutoka kwa watu wa kenya."

Of course...frame it in a nice subtle way ndiyo asikupige ama akukasirikie. May it be in church, a friend, your fuc.king wife or husband, you boyfriend or girlfriend, a fuc.king mp (from kibaki to raila to ruto - krr) we have to force hizi mata.ko representation of tribes to start using their small tiny brains.


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- And to add on to the problem, the three tribes still do not have beautiful wives. And if she is beautiful, ni mjinga tele

- And krr are all mata.ko

- And by the way, hata ukiona other tribes are siding with you jkk tribes, you are just confirming our inner most thinking about you. You are all bast.ards! jimalizeni haraka! Cruel but now in Kenya, cruelty and peace are indistinguishable in the search for peace. Wajimalize nyasi imee.
 

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Default 05-23-2008, 07:26 AM

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It is time we start sanctioning the three main imbecile small minded tribes of kenya:
- kalenjin
- kikuyu
- jaluo

These three tribes are not oriented towards having peace and harmony in kenya. Wasifikirie ni hao tu wanaishi within the borders of kenya.

I started on another campaign the other day....subtle but it gets the point through. It is more like a 'peaceful' vendetta.

Whenever i meet a jaluo, kale, or kyuk, and we start talking about security, i simply ask:

"kwanini hizi kabila tatu zinaua watu kenya na kuiba kutoka kwa watu wa kenya."

----------------------------------------------------------------

and he or she asks: "gani hizo"


----------------------------------------------------------------

and i say
"kikuyu, kalenjin, na jaluo".

----------------------------------------------------------------

Of course, the imbecile of a bastard will start defending his or her tribe. But in her sub concious i have planted the seed. Which seed? the seed of a thought. A lingering thought that will not germinate until they have sat down somewhere and the engines in their small brains start moving those tiny small gears in those brains.

The implication of the germinated thought will be:

"That luo, kikuyu and kalenjin people are all thieves and all murderers. No exceptions"

i have watched tribes here accuse each other of theft. So, i decided to lay out the standards of theft for each tribe:

kalenjin - wezi - grade A
kikuyu - wezi - grade A
jaluo - wezi - grade A

Robberies, con men, fake pastors, land grabbing, uchawi, lazy work people, etc. Will often have a majority of these three tribes, and always at the same degree. So, usikuje kuniambie eti how your tribe imeendelea kuliko ingine, ama vile ingine ni jizi kuliko lingine, ama vile one is lazier.

You are all the same bast.ards. I even wonder if you came from the same pus.sy!

------------------------------------------------------------------

so, my petition is simple:

every time you meet a kale, kyuk, or jaka...ask him or her the following question:

"Kwanini hizi kabila tatu zinaua watu kenya na kuiba kutoka kwa watu wa kenya."

Of course...frame it in a nice subtle way ndiyo asikupige ama akukasirikie. May it be in church, a friend, your fuc.king wife or husband, you boyfriend or girlfriend, a fuc.king mp (from kibaki to raila to ruto - krr) we have to force hizi mata.ko representation of tribes to start using their small tiny brains.


P.s
- And to add on to the problem, the three tribes still do not have beautiful wives. And if she is beautiful, ni mjinga tele

- And krr are all mata.ko

- And by the way, hata ukiona other tribes are siding with you jkk tribes, you are just confirming our inner most thinking about you. You are all bast.ards! jimalizeni haraka! Cruel but now in Kenya, cruelty and peace are indistinguishable in the search for peace. Wajimalize nyasi imee.
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Default 05-23-2008, 08:12 AM

Yu are funny. aint there a circus needs a comedian in your hometown?
 
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Default 05-23-2008, 08:45 AM

Shida yako ni you resort to tribalism in an effort to fight tribalism. You need to understand that for those killing each other, before the killing there was the formation of a pattern of thinking such as yours; that is branding stereotypes to entire communities...waizi, wauwaji etc. Therefore my friend, you are not far from joining the "wauwaji". You have even talked of "chasing them out" how do you do that? Are you planning a grand ethnic cleansing? But that would make you a killer as well, wouldn't it?

The problem is not tribes. The problem is leaders that hide behind tribes. And here I begin to see some sense in why we should seriously consider removing crucial decision making powers from leaders who seem to be tribal chieftains, especially from the big tribes. Here, I begin to see sense in leaving matters such as the constitution to leaders or decision makers from the smaller tribes. The reasoning is simple...a leader from a smaller tribe will HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT thing because if he screws up, he does no have the tribe to fall back on. Basically, he is going to lack the automatic immunity that comes with leaders from large tribes.

This is very worth looking into, I think.
 


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