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Default 05-24-2008, 03:05 AM

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But, it seems the JKK are not thinking.
Now Brogoorreett....is this a nickname for some italian loaf of bread ama some italian car... well, siyo lazima uanze kutafuta my identity kwa google maps. For matak.o's sake, naweza kuwa baba yako ama nyanyako!!!

Siyo lazima I expose my ars.e of a tribe to you guys so as to find if I am working for or against your stupid tribes.

Can't it just be a Kenyan working with Kenyans!

You see, dear readers, there is a point i want to make.

Kales say they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!
Kyuks said they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!
Jakas said they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!

I am a Kenyan.

I am collecting on your promises. And yes. Sijaua mtu. Na sijaiba. But I expect to eat and drink and work as much as I can afford.
There's only thing worse than da shagzmodo ignoramus demeanour is displaying your nincompoupus idioticus tendencies in public.

For starters, Einstein, Bloggeratti is an adulteration of glitteratti (the jet set/celebs), diggeratti (the kings of digital, e.g. Bill Gates). The "ratti" denotes doyens, dons or dignitaries - thus Bloggeratti is essentially a don of the blogs. But that is way beyond the comprehension of a village bumpkin like Tujengekanisasalamu, whose comprehension is limited to "loaves of bread", hmmm?

Further to that, a literally-challenged, ill-informed, ill-advised, ill-conceived, ill-literate, ingrate of a mutant like you would never feature in my distinguished lineage.

But, seeing that your vocab is limited to insults and some daft, half-witted opinions, I doubt if you'll understand this post anyways, eh?
 
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Default 05-25-2008, 05:10 AM

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...Further to that, a literally-challenged, ill-informed, ill-advised, ill-conceived, ill-literate, ingrate of a mutant like you would never feature in my distinguished lineage.
I've seen worse things happen. He may even end up being your spouse. Si california legalised gay marriages the other day, ama?
 
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Default ?????????? - 05-25-2008, 11:00 AM

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'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.
isn't it just easier if u and ua clan moved out of kenya and let JKK deal with their issues..
 
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Default 05-25-2008, 01:04 PM

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'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.



...so whats your point
 
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Default 05-26-2008, 12:57 AM

tehehehehe.............funny sh1t.
 


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Default 05-26-2008, 10:48 AM

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I've seen worse things happen. He may even end up being your spouse. Si california legalised gay marriages the other day, ama?
Don't project your queer fantasies on me, Ticker-boy - beba msalaba wako mwenyewe. Or even better, commit a crime and your gay fantasies won't be fantasies anymore...
 

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