[tujengekanisalamu]

Taking land by force is theft! You will commonly find this with Kale, Kyuk, and Jaka.

Killing..at present, is commonly found by Kale, Kyuk, or Jaka.

None of these three tribes are even considering that they are small pawns for some big wig somewhere.

There are various ways of solving problems. I think the bible said it all 'be like a baby and' .... I can't remember but it has something to do with kids are good and everyone else (older people) are shi.t.

So, as a kid, to solve a problem I remember we used to play and gamble with Gwantas...Bano...Marbles. We also used to play cards. And we also used mchongoano. And the best part was siyo lazima uchongoe the mtoto. Chongoa baba yake ama mama yake.

So, Raila, Kibaki, na Ruto wakae chini na bano, a deck of cards, na waanze kuchongoa mama na baba za wenzio. And this should be aired on BBC.

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This is a better solution than burning up businesses or killing people. Please. Stop using the words 'kill' here. Try...at least for a month.

Kale, Kyuks, and Jakas..... pliz, stop burning businesses. Inaweza kuwa yangu iko hapo next and singependa ichomwe...especially when I am not involved with any of you. Na pia wacheni kuuana.

Unaweza ua dada ama ndugu ama mtoto wa mtu ambaye hashughuliki na maneno ya ukabila baina ya wakale, wajaluo, na wakikuyu.

Wakoloni walienda. Sasa usidhanie kabila zingine lazima ziungane na zingine ili zikae kwa amani Kenya. La!!!!! Sasa baadala ya kuuana tuungane tujenga meli, ndege, mashini za kulima, na hata baiskeli.

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Kila mtu akosawa. Kabila zetu zote ziko sawa kwa ubaya na usawa. Lakini, zikiungana, tunaweza jenga kenya.

As the Dotc.com wahengas say:

Makend.e yangu iko sawa na makend.e yako

P.S

And Mashada is a place I have read the worst of the three tribes. I have saved so many web pages hata mashada ikufungwa nitakuwa na a very big backup.

[bloggeratti]

Originally Posted by tujengekanisalamu

'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.

Tut, tut!

Every market got its madman, but Mashada got a whole sanitorium of locos! And this klutz is the pick of the crop.

[ciceraw]

Originally Posted by bloggeratti

Tut, tut!

Every market got its madman, but Mashada got a whole sanitorium of locos! And this klutz is the pick of the crop.

hehehe! I had sworn not to laugh today.

[tujengekanisalamu]

Yes. Bloggerati is righty

If it were not for Kales, Kyuks, and Jakas...we still will be at the mercy of British. Why. They fought together to get us (Kenyans) out of that 'Bitc.h queen's grip'

If it were not for the JKK, we 'might' not have the very nice economy we have.

And it is true to say, it 'might' be true that without JKK, Kenya election 2007 will not have resulted in 1200 people dead.

Thanks to JKK, we have all these 'nice' things.

And yes, there are 42 tribes in Kenya...but JKK..are the 'best' tribes in Kenya.

Big respect JKK. And if you are JKK.... go fuc.k a duck!!!

[sensualicious]

Originally Posted by tujengekanisalamu

'These three bast.ard tribes are tearing apart Kenya. I am really thinking of tossing them all out. Kwani hamwezi jenga Kenya?

Kalenjin ni kuua watu na kuiba bila mpango.
Kikuyu ni kuua watu na kuiba zaidi na mpango
Jaluo. Wangependa kuiba na wana mpango lakini haingiani + Kuua watu

Sasa sijui tutafanya aje.

You kikuyu, jaluo, and kale bast.ards. Are you going to get out of Kenya or work with Kenyans.

Aibu tele kutoka kabila hizi tatu. Mimi singependa kujiita kikuyu, jaluo, ama kale (Na hata hawana mabibi wasupu). If these stupid imbeciles are going to kill more Kenyans, nyote mtoke.

Otherwise, marasa za fisi nyinyi.

Hata wakitoka and they form their own country elsewhere,you think the rest of the kenyans can survive without these three tribes?? Ati wamasai na wagiriama ndio prezzo,the thought itself,mutabaki mumewafwata wale muliowa***uza

[bloggeratti]

Tujengekanisasalamu....

Hmm

It must mean this clown is from ....
Coasta Rica - where cultivation is carried out from the comfort of a stool and witchcraft is the favourite pastime OR

Kisii/Kuria - night-runner/chinkororo country OR

North Eastern - the interesting part of kenya where the inhabitants' clothing of choice is a blanket....and an ak 47 OR

Ukambani - where it's taboo to point someone with a straight index finger OR

Mbandu-land - where love charms and weed rule! OR

Maasai land - the "lay low like envelopes" country OR .....

Get my drift, loser?
We all got our issues - no one's squeaky clean so stop trying to play the angel with all this kyuk-jeng-kale crap.

For your information, if it weren't for those three ethnic communities you are so trying to alienate, kenya's national anthem would still be "God save the queen"!

[bloggeratti]

So, Raila, Kibaki, na Ruto wakae chini na bano, a deck of cards, na waanze kuchongoa mama na baba za wenzio. And this should be aired on BBC.

An infantile solution to mature problem, methinks!

If that is how we handled affairs, we'd still be living in caves and communicating via smoke signals!

Tujengekanisasalamu,

May you should hang out with a crowd that's more your speed. Say KTN's Club Kiboko, hmmmm?

[tujengekanisalamu]

But, it seems the JKK are not thinking.
Now Brogoorreett....is this a nickname for some italian loaf of bread ama some italian car... well, siyo lazima uanze kutafuta my identity kwa google maps. For matak.o's sake, naweza kuwa baba yako ama nyanyako!!!

Siyo lazima I expose my ars.e of a tribe to you guys so as to find if I am working for or against your stupid tribes.

Can't it just be a Kenyan working with Kenyans!

You see, dear readers, there is a point i want to make.

Kales say they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!
Kyuks said they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!
Jakas said they killed for Kenyans and want democracy for Kenyans. Fine!

I am a Kenyan.

I am collecting on your promises. And yes. Sijaua mtu. Na sijaiba. But I expect to eat and drink and work as much as I can afford.

[Ni_Diambo]

Weird thread, but quite a refreshing change. Tying these three guys together and seeing Kyuks, Kales and Jangs defend each other. Next, try binding all 42 tribes and propose they all be ejected from Kenya. We will defend each other – and hopefully, be united as a nation.

[TikTok]

This is a funny thread...