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Default 02-25-2008, 06:04 AM

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Experiment: How to locate Raila

For those of you that have been tryin to "locate" this guy, here is a tip. I hope I don't get into trouble for this hahaha.

Anyways Raila never walks alone. Everytime he is walking he is surrounded by invisible bodyguards called Nyawawa. Anybody from kisumu knows what nyawawa is, they are the feared people of the lake. Sometimes they leave the lake and come to land and if they stay in your house your kids get sick and die. They are the guards of the luo Gods, the luo crocodiles, hippos, sharks, tilapia, ngege and mbutas. Sometimes if you litsen in the wind you might hear them laughing in high-pitched voices, ahuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu, like a dog howling in the night.

So I was saying, if you ever want to locate these Nyawawa wait for Raila helicopter to land. When it lands you will see a vortex like the one in the video, several of them. These vortices are actually the Nyawawa beings clearing landing ground for the son of the Luo Gods so that his helicopter can land.

My mum told me that this is how you capture them, you take a bakuli and put it in the center of the vortex. The dust devil will calm down immediately. Now here is the hard part, if you open that bakuli you will find an omierilette and if it bites you you go straight to hell.

Don't try this at home. Anwyays here is the dust devil to look out for..

Sophie, with all due respect you do not expect us to fall for that crap. Sorcery and bla bla bla. Sign of mental illness (I bet you commemorated that over the weekend), there is help though for all the deluded and hallucinating people like you. Or is it coincidental that you are being true to "Mashada" and puffing a couple of blunts before getting to your keyboard?
 
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Default 02-25-2008, 06:07 AM

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Abrakadabra

Standard lens have located Raila lol

We know he is in Kenya because there is a beautiful supuu by the name Passaris in the lens too, not thwaks like Karua. ODM ni for supuus only.

She is a ho
 
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Default 02-25-2008, 06:14 AM

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She is a ho
Delusion and stories of fantasy.....

Raila is not the president of kenya.

that is what is important.
we do not want someone who uses nyawawas and other devil powers to occupy statehouse.

We knew all along raila was a devil worshipper.

lastly sophie....its not good, for a man to call himself sophie.
jeez.
 


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Default 02-25-2008, 06:25 AM

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Delusion and stories of fantasy.....

Raila is not the president of kenya.

that is what is important.
we do not want someone who uses nyawawas and other devil powers to occupy statehouse.

We knew all along raila was a devil worshipper.

lastly sophie....its not good, for a man to call himself sophie.
jeez.


That is more like it.
 
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Default passaris - 02-25-2008, 08:16 AM

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She is a ho
passaris is truely hot.
 


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Default 02-25-2008, 08:22 AM

The way that "Nyawawa" phenomenon has been explained here, I can bet you that Lucy's behaviour is as a result of her possession by some angry anti-kibaki nyawawas from the caves of Othaya.

Anyway, maybe ODM supporters should changaa and send some "nyawawas" or "halbadiris" to visit the Thieving Leaders of Central Lesotho Republic of Kibakistan.
 


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Default 02-25-2008, 08:26 AM

sophie please tell agwambo not to turn himself into a dog. he will be eaten by kalenjin warriors in their oaths. hehe
 
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Default Raila is the president of kenya elected by kenyans!! - 02-25-2008, 08:36 AM

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delusion and stories of fantasy..... Raila is not the president of kenya. That is what is important. We do not want someone who uses nyawawas and other devil powers to occupy statehouse. We knew all along raila was a devil worshipper. Lastly sophie....its not good, for a man to call himself sophie. Jeez.
sorry to disappoint you but ''raila is the president of kenya'' appointed by the people of kenya who voted for hom in mass from all other tribes except for the mungiki kikuyu's since you are all members of the mungiki sect!! all kenyans already know the devil worshipers are the mt kenya mafia!!
 
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Default More like raila being the legitimate president of kenya!! yes totally!! - 02-25-2008, 08:40 AM

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that is more like it.
thanks i totally agree with your sentiments ""raila is the legitimate president of kenya- the kenyan people have spoken-
 
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Default Odinga's Visit To Nigeria Confirmed - 02-25-2008, 09:36 AM

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=104034
 
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