[Sophie_Neveu]

Experiment: How to locate Raila

For those of you that have been tryin to "locate" this guy, here is a tip. I hope I don't get into trouble for this hahaha.

Anyways Raila never walks alone. Everytime he is walking he is surrounded by invisible bodyguards called Nyawawa. Anybody from kisumu knows what nyawawa is, they are the feared people of the lake. Sometimes they leave the lake and come to land and if they stay in your house your kids get sick and die. They are the guards of the luo Gods, the luo crocodiles, hippos, sharks, tilapia, ngege and mbutas. Sometimes if you litsen in the wind you might hear them laughing in high-pitched voices, ahuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu, like a dog howling in the night.

So I was saying, if you ever want to locate these Nyawawa wait for Raila helicopter to land. When it lands you will see a vortex like the one in the video, several of them. These vortices are actually the Nyawawa beings clearing landing ground for the son of the Luo Gods so that his helicopter can land.

My mum told me that this is how you capture them, you take a bakuli and put it in the center of the vortex. The dust devil will calm down immediately. Now here is the hard part, if you open that bakuli you will find an omierilette and if it bites you you go straight to hell.

Don't try this at home. Anwyays here is the dust devil to look out for..

[Sophie_Neveu]

Originally Posted by bcc2502

Sophie lol. You are going aggravate the state of the already tormented PNU souls!!! this is a nice one!!

hahaha BCC

Its a true story. If these guys know what they are dealing with they will recoil in their hideouts in Naivasha. This time we will koroga urogi from 41 tribes against 1. Lets see how thai thai thai can hold up to Omieri straight from Sango.

[junelinternational]

So why didnt ojinga use those 'powers' to avoid been detained by moi sijui 3 times? Ama omieri was asleep when the cops came knoking on the door?

[junelinternational]

So why didnt ojinga use those 'powers' to avoid been detained by moi sijui 3 times? Ama omieri was asleep when the cops came knocking on the door?

[zanzie]

Originally Posted by junelinternational

so why didnt ojinga use those 'powers' to avoid been detained by moi sijui 3 times? ama omieri was asleep when the cops came knocking on the door?

hey raila is a real man "ndume" not like kibaki who hides behind madam lucy's skirt then when he is slapped he runs and hides martha karua's skirt, soon he will be under wamboi's ha!!ha!! what a weak guy!! down with kibaki no thieving sick thug should be allowed to hold kenyans democracy in check!!no!!no!!no!!if he gets in the way of the peoples wishes then central lesotho is awaiting him!!

[Sophie_Neveu]

[canir]

Sophie I don't like you

but I like ruto everytime I see him

raila should go and leave it to ruto

[mambovipi]

kweli odm

connected with the public

bado mapambano kenyans will not relent

[Marche]

She's a ho

[Marche]

Originally Posted by zanzie

hey raila is a real man "ndume" not like kibaki who hides behind madam lucy's skirt then when he is slapped he runs and hides martha karua's skirt, soon he will be under wamboi's ha!!ha!! what a weak guy!! down with kibaki no thieving sick thug should be allowed to hold kenyans democracy in check!!no!!no!!no!!if he gets in the way of the peoples wishes then central lesotho is awaiting him!!

Zanzie, pls answer junelinternational's question.