Single during valz!

[nat89]

Originally Posted by keny@n

Rest of us non-valers have to come up with intricate reasons as to why we do 'not do' vals.
'course most are just plain macho lies so we can end up in the one place we know the romantics will not be. At the club. Where the chances of finding those val lonely chiqs are high.
Now, we have a chance to pull out that frail looking rose from under the jacket and look woeful......
Believe it! It works!!

Clubbing anytime soon nat????

So what you are trying to say here. . .

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

Lol Keny@n I see you know a secret, lol the easiest time to get laid is around valentines time. (for the single guys that is)

all you have to do is know how to play the game

Is this?


Now ill make a point not to go out haha. But anywho who will i go with if everyone is off doing something romantic ha?

[nat89]

Originally Posted by mtoto mzuri

this time my pals are damn mad cuz on of my other pals forced issues akabandika birthday yake on vals (yet her b.day is on 15th). lol
now we are forced to attend cuz she went all out and rented out a club and did a whole load of other stuff. so we cant dissapoint her.

so for us single folks its aight ( valentines doesnt make sense to me anyway). lakini for the hooked people, LMAO! they are b*tching like theaz no 2moro.

Hahah man that truly sucks, hope the hubby's can tag along for the party and all. Kwanza she must have spent a fortune renting the club on such a night!

I dont see much about vals but i wouldnt mind having a valentine seeing as i never have one . . .

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

Originally Posted by nat89

So what you are trying to say here. . .


Is this?


Now ill make a point not to go out haha. But anywho who will i go with if everyone is off doing something romantic ha?

chics are vulnurable the week before and after vals,

Chics are vulnaruble just after they have been dumped or done the dumping

chics are vulnurable during a wedding esp during the evening party,


lol

[keny@n]

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

Lol Keny@n I see you know a secret, lol the easiest time to get laid is around valentines time. (for the single guys that is)

all you have to do is know how to play the game

Yep!
But of late, I'm starting to suspect that the gals have been having us for a ride all the while
I consider it generally conceited of them to make me think I got game when all the while they had it all plotted out that valentines was the only time they could get quick easy shags without being labelled sluts

Now, the supposedly woeful looking guy with a frail rose is nothing but namefree di.ck!

[Augustine]

Originally Posted by nat89

Look at it this way, when you wake up after all that loving atasema, something like i'll make you breakfast sijui do this and and that for you lakini in the end you will end up with the dishes and that bed and all those petals! Will he lay a finger, according to him si he organised the night before he wont help.

No dont get laid until.......

YouTube - Christina Milian - Dip It Low

He says he wants you, he says he needs you
It's real talk, then why not make him wait for you
If he really wants you, if he really needs you
Really got to have you
Take your time and feel him out
When he's a good boy
I mean a really, really good boy
Why not let him lay with you
That's when you give it to him good

(Chorus)
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"


You're getting bold, he's growing cold
It's just the symptoms of young love growing old
You think it's time
And you're thinking of leaving, but give it time
It's late at night, he's coming home
Meet him at the door with nothing on
Take him by the hand, let him know what's on
If you understand me, y'all come on

All my ladies wind it up
If you know just how to move
All my fellas jump behind
And show her what you wanna do

All my ladies wind it up
If you know just how to move
All my fellas jump behind
And show her what you wanna do

(Chorus)
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"

We can move if you wanna
We can move if you wanna
We can move if you wanna
We can move...

(Chorus)
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Oh!"

[okiedokes]

he he he I love that song. Another good one she has is "say I" featuring Young Jeezy.

nat89, that makes two of us being single this valentine. The day is so overrated. For one val's day, I got roses. It was the best 'cos I wasn't expecting anything and it was drama free. From then on I always had drama with boyfie a day before the 14th, or whatever which ruined the day itself. ha ha

Another time I had drama with boyfie b/c I wanted to wear my gift to school that morning and he wouldn't give it to me till the evening. So whole day was ruined including dinner reservation. We weren't even talking the rest of the day. lol

[okiedokes]

YouTube - Wyclef Jean ft. Claudette Ortiz

lyrics

Intro:
Wyclef:
I'm just sittin' here playin' the guitar
Claudette Ortiz:
City high, Claudette, Clef


Verse 1:
(Wyclef)
Ehh, excuse me
If you see me screamin'
Deep in my mind
Im only dreamin'
Cuz if i wake girl
And your not by my side
I feel like half of me
Is no longer alive
So please shorty,
Before you walk out that door, booby
Would you listen to my song?
(Claudette)
If only, I give you one last chance
With the devil you can no longer
Youve got to be faithful
So we could be prooful
Build a family
And follow Gods destiny
So just before I run to the block, papi
I might listen to your song
(Wyclef)
OH, before you walk out that door listen


Chorus: x1
W: They say two wrongs dont make a right
C: Dont make it right
W: So if Im wrong, I aint tryna fight
Im tryna have some dinner wit some candlelight
C: Yeah, yea
W: Lay up in tha bed and make love all night
C: So papi I wont leave
Maybe Ill just stay
But promise me that youll do tha same
W: Girl Ima love you, like I never loved you
C: Touch me, like you never touched me
W: Yo, if you give me tha chance girl, Im gone show you



Verse 2:
(Claudette)
Now baby, understand
(Wyclef)
I understand
(Claudette)
That I forgive you
But I aint gone forget
That you brought me a reason
(Wyclef)
Baby, baby, baby, baby
But I have grown
From a thug into a man
Built my castle with bricks,
And no longer with sand
Oh girl
(Claudette)
Then just before I run to the block baby,
I might listen to your song
(Wyclef)
OH, before you walk out that door listen



Chorus: x1
W: They say two wrongs dont make it right
C: Dont make it right
W: So if Im wrong, I aint tryna fight
Im tryna have some dinner wit some candlelight
C: Yeah, yea
W: Lay up in tha bed and make love all night
C: So papi I wont leave
Maybe Ill just stay
But promise me that youll do tha same
W: Girl Ima love you, like I never loved you
C: Touch me, like you never touched me
W: Yo, if you give me tha chance girl, Im gone show you


Bridge:
(Claudette)
Im so used to rain
That I cant see the sunshine no more
Im so used to the pain that the
The sickness builds like a cure
(Wyclef)
But only if you gave me the keys to your soul
And let me in,
Im gonna love you
Over
(C) Over
(W) And over
(C) Over
(W) Again
(Wyclef & Claudette)
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, Ohh


Chorus: x1
W: They say two wrongs dont make it right
C: Dont make it right
W: So if Im wrong, I aint tryna fight
Im tryna have some dinner wit some candlelight
C: Yeah, yea
W: Lay up in tha bed and make love all night
C: So papi I wont leave
Maybe Ill just stay
But promise me that youll do tha same
W: Girl Ima love you, like I never loved you
C: Touch me, like you never touched me
W: Yo, if you give me tha chance girl, Im gone show you


Outro:
Claudette:
Show me, yeaa
Wyclef:
I aint gon stay on tha block no more girl
Ima come home early girl
I promise
Claudette:
Yea yea .. till fade

[keny@n]

Oh bloody hell!
Lyrics and all too???????????
Ya'll just need to all go get laid.
Especially augaustine you gay eeeew. Okie can be excused.

[okiedokes]

Wyclef Jean - Take Me As I Am (Official Music Video) - Video


[Wyclef]
I wanna send this one out to my vanilla ice-cream chocolate pudding pie
That stayed with me in the hood, do or die
Refugee camp [Sharissa]
Yeah, this one goes out to my almond joy
My banana that never split
The one that stuck with me



[Wyclef]
Before I had the bling bling
I thought I'd hit up in Sing Sing
Who would have ever thought that we'd be doing our thing
I know I did a little cheating
But once I got caught
I send you a parcel of roses
You sent them back and told me go to hell



[Wyclef]
But girl you know that, you take me as I am
Even though my fam don't understand
Why I put that rock up on your hand
That's cos you take me as I am (take me as I am)



[Sharissa (Wyclef)]
You take me as I am (yeah, I'm a take you as you are)
Even when my girls can't understand
I choose you as my man
But you take me as I am, my, my man



[Wyclef (Sharrissa)]
You're my girl (my man)
You're my girl (my man)
You're my lady (my man)
You're my baby



[Sharissa]
When I was rocking jelly and had a little belly
Who woulda ever thought, you'd think I was sexy
I say it with an attitude, I admit I came off rude
But still you love me, I know I get on your nerves sometimes



[Sharissa]
And I don't know why you take me as I am
Even when my girls can't understand
I choose you as my man (my man, yeah)
Cause you take me as I am (take me as I am)



[Sharrissa]
You take me as I am, girl I'm a take you as you are
Even though my fam don't understand (they can't understand no, no, no, no)
Why I put that rock up on your hand (girl)
That's cause you take me as I am



[Wyclef (Sharrissa)]
You're my girl (you're my man)
You're my girl (you're my man)
You're my lady (you're my baby)
You're my baby (my honey)



[Wyclef]
You're the ocean that breathes that I feel when I'm blowing my trees alone


[Sharissa]
You're the sun that shines when the darkness strikes at night


[Wyclef]
You're the love of my life, you're my girl, you're my wife


[Sharissa]
You're mine, and I'm yours, you take me as I am
Wait a minute



[Sharissa (Wyclef)]
Can't believe you take me as I am, am, am, no, oh
Even when they don't understand why you love me
I choose you as my man
Cause you take me as I am (take me as I am)



[Wyclef]
You take me as I am, girl I'm a take you as you are
Even though my fam don't understand
My people on the block, they don't understand, no, no
Why I put that rock up on your hand
Cause I take you as you are, you're a star



[Wyclef (Sharrissa)]
You're my girl (my man)
You're my girl (you're my man)
You're my lady (you're my baby)
You're my baby (my honey)

[sinband]

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

Lol Keny@n I see you know a secret, lol the easiest time to get laid is around valentines time. (for the single guys that is)

all you have to do is know how to play the game

i needed ******* on val's day, but now that i have a serious girlfriend, i might not get it. im not complaining tho coz' as Kris Rock said, i'll be assured to get a vagina.