[enzo]

Originally Posted by Ndinelago

Ye yeee!! Halala!! We Enzo! your answers are very strange and weird.
Maybe because they are premeditated. Look at the way you cross that
albumen like body of water, sounds more like a sexual act.

Mhh.

ha ha ha. Those are my answers. They may look strange and weird to you but I am for real and trust me they are not premeditated. I just happened to be missing ma woman and i was viewing everything at that particular time sexually(and for the records am not a perv........i think many dudes do that)
By the way why the hell would you like to meet an old man in the woods? WTF would you want to do with him.I am just thinking who is more strange and weird btwn you and I.

[Ndinelago]

Originally Posted by enzo

ha ha ha. Those are my answers. They may look strange and weird to you but I am for real and trust me they are not premeditated. I just happened to be missing ma woman and i was viewing everything at that particular time sexually(and for the records am not a perv........i think many dudes do that)
By the way why the hell would you like to meet an old man in the woods? WTF would you want to do with him.I am just thinking who is more strange and weird btwn you and I.

When I walk in the wood as I use to do when I was a kid in the village, it is to get closer to nature and admire the wonders of nature. I would normally go there alone, let my mind wonder, ask a lot of questions and let nature answer back. It is soo soothing.
In this case I chose to walk with an old man in the wood because old people are repositories of wisdom and knowledge. The old man would be answering alot of questions about plants and animals in the wood.

Sorry mashadites for that diversion.

[sdolphin]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Me
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
cheetah
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I'd probably ask, "can i be you?"
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
Beautiful white cottage with lots of huge windows
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
yes
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Table set for 6
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
china
8. What do you do with the cup?
nothing
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of abody of water. What type of body of water is it?
river
10. How will you cross the water?[/quote]
swim

[grip_daddy]

Originally Posted by sdolphin

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
cheetah

I have just finished watching George the King of the Jungle and I think the girl he got married to was very pretty. I would prefer that she was the one walking with him (me) in the woods.

[sdolphin]

Originally Posted by grip_daddy

I have just finished watching George the King of the Jungle and I think the girl he got married to was very pretty. I would prefer that she was the one walking with him (me) in the woods.

That was a funny movie.

[bourker51]

. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
girlfriend
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
cheatah

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I am riding on its back
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
A large Victorian style mansion
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
Candle sticks, portraits, large full backed chairs finely upholstered

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material isthe cup made of?
styrofoam

8. What do you do with the cup?
pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
Lake
10. How will you cross the water?
By boat

[*sam*]

Originally Posted by kiptur

This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then your are generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

100% accurate...........................