[Poster boy From Hell]

Glad I got your attention...

I want to start by declaring some Facts..
a) All men Cheat..Ladies it about time you deal with it..
b)To cheat all a man needs is a woman... Ladies Need a reason...(Cliche'? I know!)

C) Women are emotionally propelled Beings.. Men are driven by Instinct..

Now imagine this.. you have another Galfriend ...who you choose coz she is fun to be with and you are easy around her..she is wicked in everything..

But you still have you Main Galfriend.. she is sweet..she does special things for you ...she makes you dinners.. She swears she Loves you..She will never leave you..She is everything you wanted.. other than she is abit RIgid..and you can never be yourself around her.. At times you feel you are pretending..but she makes it up for making you a better Man.. she makes you save money.. makes you think of the future.... you think you will marry her..

but Girlfriend two is pregnant..... What to Do ..what to Do..

Solution..People..?

Heres a thought... Girlfriend One, .......Meet Galfreind Two...and She is Pregnant!

[sperm]

why worry!
a. Take her for abotion so many places at river road from 400. b. you can always deny it kwani after all you still have amillion more babies in the scrotum ......so?

[sdolphin]

@PBFH
Weird, but that's some funny shyte.

[fry]

Originally Posted by Poster boy From Hell

Glad I got your attention...

I want to start by declaring some Facts..
a) All men Cheat..Ladies it about time you deal with it..
b)To cheat all a man needs is a woman... Ladies Need a reason...(Cliche'? I know!)

C) Women are emotionally propelled Beings.. Men are driven by Instinct..

Now imagine this.. you have another Galfriend ...who you choose coz she is fun to be with and you are easy around her..she is wicked in everything..

But you still have you Main Galfriend.. she is sweet..she does special things for you ...she makes you dinners.. She swears she Loves you..She will never leave you..She is everything you wanted.. other than she is abit RIgid..and you can never be yourself around her.. At times you feel you are pretending..but she makes it up for making you a better Man.. she makes you save money.. makes you think of the future.... you think you will marry her..

but Girlfriend two is pregnant..... What to Do ..what to Do..

Solution..People..?

Heres a thought... Girlfriend One, .......Meet Galfreind Two...and She is Pregnant!

Problem is, GF 1 might get upset and walk out on you. You'll end up starting a thread on how to get her back. Meanwhile you're stuck with GF 2 whom you realize you just wanted her for the sex...so you suggest an abortion 'since you're both not ready'. Then you'll end up chasing GF 1 (again). So while GF 1 is hurting, you try to let down GF 2 gently (you'll probably start a thread to this end). She sees right through you and storms out of your life. Which chic wants to hang about a guy who aborts their baby? Ok, ok...so she hasn't aborted yet, which chic wants a guy who she picked off another woman...I mean really? (You'll probably start a thread to help you understand women) She'll figure that you'll drop her just as easily. Which means you have to return to GF 1 coz you're hanging. Now, if GF 1 hears you aborted your kid....she'll fume again. (You'll start a thread wondering why). If you're keeping the baby, how will you focus on her with another woman's baby on your mind? (Aha! fodder for another thread!) She's always wanted your baby. So...NO DEAL! (Perfect idea for yet another thread)

In short, don't DARE introduce the two (This thread) ...if you want to keep them, that is.

That's my analysis.

[Poster boy From Hell]

Originally Posted by fry

Problem is, GF 1 might get upset and walk out on you. You'll end up starting a thread on how to get her back. Meanwhile you're stuck with GF 2 whom you realize you just wanted her for the sex...so you suggest an abortion 'since you're both not ready'. Then you'll end up chasing GF 1 (again). So while GF 1 is hurting, you try to let down GF 2 gently (you'll probably start a thread to this end). She sees right through you and storms out of your life. Which chic wants to hang about a guy who aborts their baby? Ok, ok...so she hasn't aborted yet, which chic wants a guy who she picked off another woman...I mean really? (You'll probably start a thread to help you understand women) She'll figure that you'll drop her just as easily. Which means you have to return to GF 1 coz you're hanging. Now, if GF 1 hears you aborted your kid....she'll fume again. (You'll start a thread wondering why). If you're keeping the baby, how will you focus on her with another woman's baby on your mind? (Aha! fodder for another thread!) She's always wanted your baby. So...NO DEAL! (Perfect idea for yet another thread)

In short, don't DARE introduce the two (This thread) ...if you want to keep them, that is.

That's my analysis.

I am having a pretty bad day.
but your insight to this is really fun...