Why you should never visit rich people -
08-06-2008, 09:21 AM
The following encounter is an example of what happens when you complicate simple things:
Question: “What would you like to have…fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, milo, or coffee?”
Answer: “Tea, please”
Question: “Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”
Answer: “Ceylon tea”
Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”
Answer: “White”
Question: “Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?”
Answer: “With milk”
Question: “Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk”
Answer: “With cow milk please”
Question: “Milk from Friesian or Jersey cow?”
Answer: “Um, I’ll take it black”
Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
Answer: “With sugar”
Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar?”
Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer: “Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water?”
Answer: “Mineral water”
Question: “Flavoured or non-flavoured?”
Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst”.
I love Humanity but I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug. That was it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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