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Default Jaluo Jinga *Funny Stuff* - 07-22-2008, 01:14 AM

An American, Japanese, and a Luo were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”...

A few minutes later a phone rings.
The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”...

The Luo, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said ... "Wow! What's that?”...
The Luo replied, "I'm receiving a Fax,"
 


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Default 07-22-2008, 01:17 AM

LOOOL....funny shiet!!!
 
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Default 07-22-2008, 02:14 AM

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An American, Japanese, and a Luo were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”...

A few minutes later a phone rings.
The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”...

The Luo, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said ... "Wow! What's that?”...
The Luo replied, "I'm receiving a Fax,"
Is it not funny the way Jakas want to out-do other beings?
 


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Default 07-22-2008, 04:30 AM

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An American, Japanese, and a Luo were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”...

A few minutes later a phone rings.
The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”...

The Luo, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said ... "Wow! What's that?”...
The Luo replied, "I'm receiving a Fax,"
That must be one really "Hi-Tec" fax machine for sure
 
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Default 07-22-2008, 04:40 AM

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That must be one really "Hi-Tec" fax machine for sure
and u dont want to be his secretary - collecting those faxes
 


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