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Default This are My Conditions! - 07-18-2008, 03:35 AM

Call me old Fashioned ..but this are Conditions that My Future wife will have to meet with out failure

a)When i am working early ..she has to wake up at the same time as i do..She has to see me off! irrespective of time or how tired she ..

b) My laundry has to be done! she does not have to do it her self but someway it has to be done.. If she needs a house help ..fine i will gladly help her out to get one.. and will comfortably pay the hose help.. but she has to make sure everytthing is done ironed and she should tell me in less than a minute where my black tie is and other issues..


c) Cleaning the house ,utensils is her responsibility...dont care how it done but done..

d) Supper has to have her personal touch...I am not comfortable eating food that she played no role when it was being made...she can not leaving everythng to the House help.. i am not asking for much but...

e) everything else i can assist....

This are my conditions...
 


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Default 07-18-2008, 08:05 AM

i feel sorry for your future wife cz your tooo darn demanding..ati wake up when you do kwani atakuwa slave wako...we ishia
 
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Default 07-18-2008, 08:11 AM

u kiddin me right! wapi upate wifey kama huyo! unless u go shagz thn u will pata bt wa siku hizi me included..hiyo ni ngoma unanipigia..kwanza let no one mess up with ma sleep just becoz eti hs going to work early....aaaaaaai! hapna ntaka! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
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Default 07-18-2008, 09:57 AM

ok...ok...ok you are very lucky today because you are looking for the best model of computer hardware(qual2 duo) around belive me no...nana...not in hell will you get her, may be if you are trump richer like and you get a chik from msoto like kenya yeah and you will after 3years be paying the most expensive pri-nap when you are divourced. Men just hope you find good crazy chik(mkenya mind you) who will keep you happy,loved and will make sure cheating habbits go with the wind... someboby like BKVO...no beef intended
 


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Default 07-18-2008, 10:14 AM

Those are qualities a good wife should meet. The writer of Proverbs 31 agrees with you in totality. No wonder it is always stressed that "a good wife comes from the Lord."
 


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Default 07-18-2008, 10:19 AM

Bachelorhood has made me so used to doing my own cleaning, laundry and cooking. The woman will have to sit back and watch me. Even right now, I have difficulty allowing peepz into my kitchen. Sometimes when i go to a friends house I have to relax with a cold beer to keep out of the kitchen.
 
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Default 07-18-2008, 10:22 AM

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Call me old Fashioned
No you ain't OLD - you must be the most immature thing on two legs!
No you ain't FASHIONED - you are downright mediocre.

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..but this are Conditions that My Future wife will have to meet with out failure
Are you ready for a robot? Or will she have some say, too, about HER future husband?

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a)When i am working early ..she has to wake up at the same time as i do..She has to see me off! irrespective of time or how tired she ..
So suppoose she herself is working early - or better still LATE? Or Night shift? Hehehehehehe!

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b) My laundry has to be done! she does not have to do it her self but someway it has to be done.. If she needs a house help ..fine i will gladly help her out to get one.. and will comfortably pay the hose help.. but she has to make sure everytthing is done ironed and she should tell me in less than a minute where my black tie is and other issues..
Marry a dobi dude!


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c) Cleaning the house ,utensils is her responsibility...dont care how it done but done..
She might choose to eat out most nights.

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d) Supper has to have her personal touch...I am not comfortable eating food that she played no role when it was being made...she can not leaving everythng to the House help.. i am not asking for much but...

e) everything else i can assist....

This are my conditions...
The only thing you can be assured of, is that, she might humour you at first but she will eventually break all those conditions when poor boy it will be too late to DO anything!
 
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Default 07-18-2008, 10:36 AM

well said nettle could not have put it anyother way
 


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Default For You "Poster boy From Hell" - 07-18-2008, 10:42 AM

This mama on this video would agree to all "Your Conditions"

 
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Default 07-18-2008, 10:51 AM

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Bachelorhood has made me so used to doing my own cleaning, laundry and cooking. The woman will have to sit back and watch me. Even right now, I have difficulty allowing peepz into my kitchen. Sometimes when i go to a friends house I have to relax with a cold beer to keep out of the kitchen.
ok - one thing i can say is i like a guy like this - he would make me want to do all those things for him, because he doesnt have the attitude i hate of a woman's place should be in the kitchen so i have no business there as a man - that is all i need to c - and for sure, i can cook for u, and do your laundry and all coz huna madharau ... thats just me
 


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