[Wantai]

Originally Posted by Jibril Cessay

Bachelorhood has made me so used to doing my own cleaning, laundry and cooking. The woman will have to sit back and watch me. Even right now, I have difficulty allowing peepz into my kitchen. Sometimes when i go to a friends house I have to relax with a cold beer to keep out of the kitchen.

There goes chef extraodinaire! nani kama yeye?

[Mkiawakati]

kukurukakara...hehehe...waaaah that was god sent video i mean the chik could give you her both kidneys if you choose such a chile mazee the horror i cant get it out of my head woooh....no..no..no

[al-zalzalah]

Originally Posted by Poster boy From Hell

a)When i am working early ..she has to wake up at the same time as i do..She has to see me off! irrespective of time or how tired she ..

before even considering the merits of the entire post, i gotta say your first condition is just ridiculous.
r u telling us that even when ur wifey is 8.5 months pg, and is struggling to get up and move around the house, you'll be forcing her to bembeleza you in the morning? hehheh. fairy tale classic.

[Kukurukakakara]

Originally Posted by Mkiawakati

kukurukakara...hehehe...waaaah that was god sent video i mean the chik could give you her both kidneys if you choose such a chile mazee the horror i cant get it out of my head woooh....no..no..no

Reading through "Poster boy From Hell's" conditions, I was convinced beyond any reasonable doubt that mama would agree to all of them. That's a perfect match for him.

[rake81]

Originally Posted by al-zalzalah

before even considering the merits of the entire post, i gotta say your first condition is just ridiculous.
r u telling us that even when ur wifey is 8.5 months pg, and is struggling to get up and move around the house, you'll be forcing her to bembeleza you in the morning? hehheh. fairy tale classic.

yenyewe hapo amejidanganya

[kenyansenorita]

Originally Posted by nettle

No you ain't OLD - you must be the most immature thing on two legs!
No you ain't FASHIONED - you are downright mediocre.


Are you ready for a robot? Or will she have some say, too, about HER future husband?

So suppoose she herself is working early - or better still LATE? Or Night shift? Hehehehehehe!


Marry a dobi dude!



She might choose to eat out most nights.



The only thing you can be assured of, is that, she might humour you at first but she will eventually break all those conditions when poor boy it will be too late to DO anything!

lmao....funny but true

[Jibril Cessay]

Originally Posted by kenyansenorita

lmao....funny but true

Check out this clip from Wife Swap UK.

Wife Swap

[Bitten]

the video was hilarious kukurukakara...@ poster now such a mama can kubali to marry you but i bet with your conditions she will stick with u till she shanuka's n end up leaving you.....

[m kenya]

Poster boy....

there are are close to 2billion MORE WOMEN than men in this world.

Thats what allows men to roam around.

Even the watchman in my estate who drinks busaa has a wife and he gets shagged every day.

Usipige roho...with that kind of excess numbers, be assured. You just need to know how to groom well and talk.

just dont be in panic mode as you are right now.
Kama wochi anaweza pata bibi...
Look at King mswati, nigga has sijui 23 wives, and every year thousands of gals still line up to be wife number 24.

This world will never run out of women..you dont even need to sound angry about those conditions.

utapata.just play cool

[MjM]

Me i think this PB from wherever has raised vry strong issues.Jokes a side i agree with him on areas like her woman waking up early,preparing of supper but not only supper but also all the meals.and ladies pls be careful abt househelps.When they prepare a taste meal for your hubby she is on her way to becoming yr co-wifey.