[Lensa]

Originally Posted by ukwaju

thanks for the tip sdolphin,after creating a huge mess,1/4 cup is all i managed to salvage anyhow

So what happened after that?

[sdolphin]

Originally Posted by ukwaju

thanks for the tip sdolphin,after creating a huge mess,1/4 cup is all i managed to salvage anyhow

I hate when i have to do that. You don't even know what position to assume. That thing should come with instructions.

[ukwaju]

27th June 2008

11:00 am

I proudly carry the little cup filled with urine to the reception,the receptionist looks at me like am carrying a python,she almost lets out a shriek, "you are supposed to put it in the pidgeon hole in the ladies room,not bring it out here!! Its unhygenic..not to mention disgusting!"

11:01 am

I somehow manage to turn red from embarassment (even with all my blackness,i seriously turn red,well... a weird shade of purple anyway)

11:02 am

I scurry back to the ladies room and put the cup in the pidgeon hole.

11:03 am

I go back to the reception and tell the receptionist loudly for everyone to hear " My urine is in the pidgeon hole!" A few heads turn to look,but I just smile and go back to sit down and wait to be called to the doctors office

[barb]

my diary for the whole summer goes like this

school is out, so go to work, stay cooped in a building when its so beautiful outside, see alot of women's vagina's, like i dont see mine enough, probably go to Virginia beach, and go to alot of kenyan's hanyes, have loads of sex with my boyfie, plan to be up to date with mashada, will update laters.

[mo-uk]

Second entry june 27 2008
clocked in at work and straight to mashada. Had a long night of jammin. Still hanged over but i am ready for work. Hey looking foward to be entertained by cranked mashadites on this site.

[ar_turr]

see alot of women's vagina's

oi1??!?haya ni mengi

[barb]

Originally Posted by ar_turr

oi1??!?haya ni mengi

am training to be a gynecologist,get your mind off the gutter jeez, at_turr, i dont even wanna know where it was

[barb]

its a sato, yiieee, damn its raining, what gives?? anyway am not gonna let that spoil my day, am going to pick my 3 galfriends, drop some stuff @ the shelter for domestic violence, hang out with the women there and the kids, staying there makes me so sad, i always cry when i go there, the storos you hear, damn those women have been through so much, makes me appreciate what i have going for me, after that..............well its a sato who knows what might happen, i might end up in mexico....update later.

[ar_turr]

now that i didn't know...........it was my dream to be a gynaecologist once.until i realized healthy pple dont go to the doc.

so wats the 1st thing you say when you look at a *****..??

[jajuok]

Originally Posted by ukwaju

27th June 2008

10:30 am
Am sitting at the doctors practice,waiting in the waiting room. The doctors assistant has just given me a small cup to fill it with my inner workings "how gross!", i think,and reluctantly proceed to the ladies room to do my thing.Now i wish i had a deek,this cup is way too small and am bound to make a mess.

10:35 am
still trying to figure out how am going to fill this cup with my urine....

They should give you a straw or something? Anyway its 9:10 pm on a sarto night and am still in the office trying to debug some codes here instead of being in a club somewhere abusing liquor. Being a geek sucks at times. But then again blessed are the geeks for they shall inherit the earth