[ddogg]

A Kikuyu Street prostitute. . . . .to Customer:

Hii ni Masarti ya kasi :

1. Sirabi boro

2. Sitobwi mukudu

3. Masiwa ni ya mtoto

4. Mastero perekea bibi yako

5. Buy one; get one free - yaaani shoti
biri, mimi reo iko nyenge

6. Ogezea kabruu .... Nipige duru wajue
wewe ni njogoo

7. Usisherewe dani, iko mrorogo

8. Kama boro yako ni ya fuda, weka
nuthu

9. Kiss mama yako, hii mbiachara

10. Ukifeda, urete dugu yako pia

[reggie_woic]

if theres a way to laugh at this without being a bigoted bastard, then thats
what i'm doing...btw, whats 'mastero'?

[mikelae]

that joke has white hairs on it, so f@kin' old

[ar_turr]

Originally Posted by reggie_woic

if theres a way to laugh at this without being a bigoted bastard, then thats
what i'm doing...btw, whats 'mastero'?

style.....

[mutuko]

Kidole cha katikati!!!!!!!!!!

[Bluestar]

aaaahhh! achana na hawa mahaters! thats funny stuff

[carolecarole]

Very funny.
one day I passed by Simmers with some pals n saw these kind of kuros.
Old like hell,all powdered in cheap make up n bright
red lipstick,big tummies,old rugged legs..Then the other kuros were small gals looking all good.
Sasa nikashindwaa.."Does any one pick these ones?"
Then I was told that their charges are lower,so kuna clients wao pia...

[Sen. Barrack Obama]

Originally Posted by carolecarole

Very funny.
one day I passed by Simmers with some pals n saw these kind of kuros.
Old like hell,all powdered in cheap make up n bright
red lipstick,big tummies,old rugged legs..Then the other kuros were small gals looking all good.
Sasa nikashindwaa.."Does any one pick these ones?"
Then I was told that their charges are lower,so kuna clients wao pia...

Mama we hunishangaza sana! kila mara uki post, i think i've become one of your fans here!

[barb]

lmao, this sh*t is so very funny

[Wababa]

Hey sasa? It seems u have met them.
Na kwa nini hauongeii mambo ya cd ama ni zama zenu.