[ChipsHazijaivapoa]

It was recently held in London and Kenya was represented by one guy from Nakuru who thought and people believed he had the biggest/longest..bcoz his was slightly protruding under his pair of trousers pale chini karibu na kiatu.
Our guy arrived at the venue of the compe and met an "usher" near the entrance and asked "Where is the competition taking place"..the usher answered"its here, kwani who wants to participate, do you know someone who is coming?"
our guy goes like.." eer, yeah...actually am the one representing Kenya"
The usher shakes his head and makes a doubting sound "pssssssssst" hmmm"You????
meanwhile as they are talking, one jamaa passes them accompanied by an aide who is carrying for him his rolled d...k around the shoulder like a fire brigade hosepipe.
..so our guy is stunned but keeps his cool and insists he still got a chance..
Tedeeng!!! another guy passes them and makes way into the compe hall..he is accompanied by an aide, who is helping him carry his D...k on a wheelbarrow!!!
our guy faints!!! whisked away by St.john Ambulance!

[Alja]

Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

It was recently held in London and Kenya was represented by one guy from Nakuru who thought and people believed he had the biggest/longest..bcoz his was slightly protruding under his pair of trousers pale chini karibu na kiatu.
Our guy arrived at the venue of the compe and met an "usher" near the entrance and asked "Where is the competition taking place"..the usher answered"its here, kwani who wants to participate, do you know someone who is coming?"
our guy goes like.." eer, yeah...actually am the one representing Kenya"
The usher shakes his head and makes a doubting sound "pssssssssst" hmmm"You????
meanwhile as they are talking, one jamaa passes them accompanied by an aide who is carrying for him his rolled d...k around the shoulder like a fire brigade hosepipe.
..so our guy is stunned but keeps his cool and insists he still got a chance..
Tedeeng!!! another guy passes them and makes way into the compe hall..he is accompanied by an aide, who is helping him carry his D...k on a wheelbarrow!!!
our guy faints!!! whisked away by St.john Ambulance!

Na badala ya kufaint, si angerudi nyumbani aombe za neighbour and then aunganishe!

[ar_turr]

Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

It was recently held in London and Kenya was represented by one guy from Nakuru who thought and people believed he had the biggest/longest..bcoz his was slightly protruding under his pair of trousers pale chini karibu na kiatu.
Our guy arrived at the venue of the compe and met an "usher" near the entrance and asked "Where is the competition taking place"..the usher answered"its here, kwani who wants to participate, do you know someone who is coming?"
our guy goes like.." eer, yeah...actually am the one representing Kenya"
The usher shakes his head and makes a doubting sound "pssssssssst" hmmm"You????
meanwhile as they are talking, one jamaa passes them accompanied by an aide who is carrying for him his rolled d...k around the shoulder like a fire brigade hosepipe.
..so our guy is stunned but keeps his cool and insists he still got a chance..
Tedeeng!!! another guy passes them and makes way into the compe hall..he is accompanied by an aide, who is helping him carry his D...k on a wheelbarrow!!!
our guy faints!!! whisked away by St.john Ambulance!

that wheelbarrow hurt me really bad......

[ChipsHazijaivapoa]

Originally Posted by ar_turr

that wheelbarrow hurt me really bad......

na understand my bro ole leperes huinsist yake pia inamchokesha..ati ni heavy sana..especially saa zile ameona Manzi msupuu alafu ma Biological na chemical reactions zinahappen inagrow .

[ar_turr]

Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

na understand my bro ole leperes huinsist yake pia inamchokesha..ati ni heavy sana..especially saa zile ameona Manzi msupuu alafu ma Biological na chemical reactions zinahappen inagrow .

LOL...