The problem with guys, if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him if u dont he says u r proud. If u dress nicely, he says u r trying to lure him if u dont he says u r from kampung if u argue with him he says u r stubborn if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains if u r smarter than him he'll lose face if he is smarter than u he is great if u dont love him, he tries to possess u if u love him he will try to leave u if u dont make love to him, he says you dont love him if u do, he says u r cheap if u tell him your problem, he says u r troublesome if u dont he says u dont trust him if u scold him, you are a nanny if he scolds u, it is because he cares if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted if he breaks his, he is forced to do so if u smoke u r a bad girl if he smokes, he is a gentleman if u do well in your exams, he says its good luck if he does well, its his brains if u hurt him, u r cruel if he hurts u, u r too sensitive if u tell this to guys, they will swear its not true but if u dont, they will definitely say that u r selfish. Women are like apples on a tree, the best ones are on top of the tree and men dont want to reach for the good ones coz they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Location: Nje ya Kenya karibu na hawa Americans (*_*)
06-09-2008, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by barb
The problem with guys, if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him if u dont he says u r proud. If u dress nicely, he says u r trying to lure him if u dont he says u r from kampung if u argue with him he says u r stubborn if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains if u r smarter than him he'll lose face if he is smarter than u he is great if u dont love him, he tries to possess u if u love him he will try to leave u if u dont make love to him, he says you dont love him if u do, he says u r cheap if u tell him your problem, he says u r troublesome if u dont he says u dont trust him if u scold him, you are a nanny if he scolds u, it is because he cares if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted if he breaks his, he is forced to do so if u smoke u r a bad girl if he smokes, he is a gentleman if u do well in your exams, he says its good luck if he does well, its his brains if u hurt him, u r cruel if he hurts u, u r too sensitive if u tell this to guys, they will swear its not true but if u dont, they will definitely say that u r selfish. Women are like apples on a tree, the best ones are on top of the tree and men dont want to reach for the good ones coz they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women are like apples on a tree, the best ones are on top of the tree and men dont want to reach for the good ones coz they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohh damn!! the whole time Ive been thinkng women are like buses; miss one jump onto the next. Kumbe yall are apples
??...28 yrs down the drain. Haidhuru.
OBAMA:"yes we can"...STUNNER: "YES WE DID!!" Dec 2008...Nairobi here I come!!
Location: Nje ya Kenya karibu na hawa Americans (*_*)
06-09-2008, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by stunner
ohh damn!! the whole time Ive been thinkng women are like buses; miss one jump onto the next. Kumbe yall are apples
??...28 yrs down the drain. Haidhuru.
lol...pole .....u must have gotten on many buses huh?
A little something for the ladies since they forget that men can love and cherish them too.
Jibril thank you for being a classy guy, I was about to post back a retort complaining how much women are never satistfied
that song was priceless, and I do sincerely thought about my woman and what she is and that I am lucky that she is in my life,
Barb inspite of our moment of weaknesses and tarnish you are our ladies
Most men r douchebags -
06-08-2008, 07:10 PM
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