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05-13-2008, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by THE PUNDIT
It's an eye hospital......they were counting the number of people who put their eyes at risk cause of being stupid...............
slow is an understatement.........try stagnant!! 
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Mathare is AN EYE HOSPITAL????
OBAMA:"yes we can"
STUNNER: "yes we will"
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05-13-2008, 02:17 PM
@Infinite i think we got it the 1st time
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05-13-2008, 03:12 PM
Hehe! I'm tired. But good one. @the Pundit: don't think too much. Mathare's just a mental hosi.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman...her sister, maybe!
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05-13-2008, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by carolecarole
I also took sometyme to get it.
but naona am not alone.
the patients were poking everyone's eye who looked thro the kashimo.
so meaning,,the madder ones wako nje ya fence.
by the tyme i passed there,they had poked the 13 pple n now they started saying 14,coz they were waiting for the 14th eye to poke!
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Thanks for explaining, hahaaaa lmao that was so funny!!
Honestly, I have read it over and over but I still don't get it 
Hoping for an epiphany. 
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05-13-2008, 08:21 PM
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I didn't get the joke coz I'm kind of slow, lol. 
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Atleast you admit, had noted that in so many fields, luckily google could salvage you, no offence - i also tend to think nat89 is a fala mang'aa but a lively chick - not that iam any mjuaji lakini some basics........... carolecarole, the ribs are all gone, iam wobbling
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05-13-2008, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by cinoman
Hehe! I'm tired. But good one. @the Pundit: don't think too much. Mathare's just a mental hosi.
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And so you joined Ester and stunner in the squad lol
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05-13-2008, 09:02 PM
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Atleast you admit, had noted that in so many fields, luckily google could salvage you, no offence -
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Uuwi ni sawa tu, haidhuru!!  Anyone else who doesn't get the joke raise your hand coz I think tuko wengi...  Whoever understands it pliz 'dummy it down' for me I also want to crack those ribs!! 
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05-13-2008, 11:57 PM
@ sdolphin, shida ya network, some of us use opera mini 
@ Ester, these mad men r pokin the eyes of dudes who peep thru tht kam-hole.
They r countin ppl who have already been poked.
Man, explainin a joke sucks all the juice out of it.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. ~George Orwell~
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05-14-2008, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by carolecarole
I was walking past Mathari mental hospital the other day,
and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....’
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this is just too darn funny,carolecarole!
i heard another one a while back. Ati this guy went to see his rela who is @ mathari hosp, before he could enquire about the whereabouts of his rela, a group of patients started giggling then one of them ran to him, hit his shoulder then shouted: 'tapo!' (like kids do in hide and seek)
then the rest of the patients laughed out loud.
DONE THERE, BINNED THAT!
SAME OL' SAME OL'
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05-14-2008, 12:36 AM
hahahahaha, @nyanam and carolecarole you are killing me. I can't stop laughing.
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