[Mildred Chenane]

so funny..it cracked me up!

[Alja]

Originally Posted by carolecarole

I was walking past Mathari mental hospital the other day,

and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....’

Since they got number 14 in you, then I guess the counting continues"15....
Just made my weekend!

[Bluestar]

Originally Posted by Ducsy

Hilarious staff.

Heard this one abt our first prezzo when he went for a function at Mathare Hosp. The patients were out to receive him and the prezzo perhaps trying small talk or sthing asked them "You guys know who i am? Am the president of Kenya". One guy calmly told him "Don't worry, you'll get healed"

Aaaaai, **** bana tosha! u guyz are crackin me up

[batista rock]

tee hee hee tee hee hee...14 14 14 aki you are 'the one'

[falaah mang'aah]

Pole to those who can't read kiuk but this is some funny shi.et

karingithi arutaga wira gwa kanju ya nairobi wa thima-moto.
Muthenya umwe akiuma wira akira muka: mama, kuuria wira-ini turi na mutaratara mweru wa kuhoria mwaki.
Ngengere ya mbere yahurwo, tugeekira jaketi ngengere ya keri, tugaikuruka ngathi, ngengere ya gatatu, tukahaica kirori twi tayari guthii kuhoria mwaki.

Kwoguo kuuma umuthi, wona ndauga? ngengere ya mbere?,
ukaruta nguo ciothe, ngengere ya keri?,
ukahaica uriri ngengere ya gatatu?, tukambiriria gwikana nginya kiroko.

Muthenya uyu ungi oima wira akiingira nyumba akianirira na mwitiyo,
ngengere ya mbere? muka akiiga nguo ciothe thi ngengere ya keri?, muka akigwa uriri ngengere ya gatatu?, makiambiriria nguiko..... Thutha wa ndagika igiri muka akiuga....ngengere ya kana!?
karingithi akimuria amakite? nayo ngengere ya kana ni ya kii ningi??
muka akimwira: kunjura muberethi woothe wee, ona nduri hakuhi na mwaki !!!

[3C's]

...13...13..14

...14...14...14

Good shyt.

I wonder how they got #1.

[bozo]

i guess it was weee weeee weeeeeeeee.....lol...

[kumbaffu]

Originally Posted by 3C's

...13...13..14

...14...14...14

Good shyt.

I wonder how they got #1.

This is how...
"Karibu customer".......Carolecarole came.............13,13,13.....she came again.....14...14...14....
By the way I was told that if you catch a mad person and take him to Mathare you wiull be paid one thousand.....

[kumbaffu]

Originally Posted by 3C's

...13...13..14

...14...14...14

Good shyt.

I wonder how they got #1.

This is how...
"Karibu customer".......Carolecarole came.............13,13,13.....she came again.....14...14...14....
By the way I was told that if you catch a mad person and take him to Mathare you will be paid ksh 1000.....

[carolecarole]

Originally Posted by kumbaffu

This is how...
"Karibu customer".......Carolecarole came.............13,13,13.....she came again.....14...14...14....By the way I was told that if you catch a mad person and take him to Mathare you will be paid ksh 1000.....

aiii..hata sikujua how was coming...uuuiiiii..n for real i came..ho ho ho..
okay anaa one..kama mumeiona before munisameheeko..

There was this Asian lady married to an American

gentleman and they lived in Honolulu .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a
leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home
with mutton legs. The next day, she needed to get
chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say,
and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she
brought her husband
to the store...
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What were you thinking?

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get
back to work...........