Though i happen to hail from the slopes, i really found this very interesting....
Is it true that................??
Murang'a Men
Now a murang'a man is considered the typical kikuyu man! he'll whip his wife. He feels that if he doesn't beat his wife once in a while then he is not really asserting himself as mano of the house. They think that beating their women is one of the ways to show them that they truly care. A murang'a man, according to kyuk women is the number #1, numero uno, unromantic man all over mumbi land. To him, romance is something to do with the romans in ancient times. This man would not know what to do with a stem of rose. To him, flowers are meant to grow in the wild, and as such, should be left to grow there amongst other "weeds". He is most likely to be a player-hater, for he does not mess around much coz he sees women in a different way than most men do, simply as children providers!!. He has no time for frivolous affairs. To him, the question is "can she zaa kids for me?" if not, next!...if she can, then he is set. To a murang'a man, a woman to him is simply "tuoane tuzae", no more no less. They have no interest in kids. The kids are there only as heirs and dowry providers. To him, the worst thing his wife/woman can do is rudishia his mother, wee! a whipping that would echo all over the slopes would cordially be administered.
Murang'a Women
in kyuk land, they are considered the ideal wife. They are so docile, obedient, and meek as a lamb and most of all, good hearted. They are not assertive or aggressive. I guess this is due to fact that they have been put in their place by their men folk. They are considered the best women in marriage. All families from the different tribes of mumbi pray and hope that their son would marry a murang'a woman. Coz unlike the hotheads that hail from the slopes of nyeri, the murang'a supuu is quaranteed not to letea them and their son kichwa ngumu. Unfortunately, they are considered to be the least with maendeleo. They cannot maintain or uplift the standards of their household because they are not in charge. They let their men run everything usually leting them make bad decisions that eventually affect everyone in the family. As in if the hazi is making bad financial decisions, they'd not make an effort to say something about it. They would watch him blow the whole thing off without ever trying to put a word of advice. Because of being kaliwaad so much by their hazis, most of the murang'a women make excellent housewives. You will tell a murang'a woman by the size of their squawks, they come closely second to lunjes (from ascending those crazy steep slopes with a jerry can of water gingerly balanced on the head). Ndirakwira makoragwo na mbogoro ta cia njogu
NYERI MEN
Of all Kyuks, a Nyeri man is considered the ideal husband all over the slopes because they love and spend more time with their kids compared to other kyuk men, they seem to be the only ones that seem to understand the importance of a woman. They are the only ones that truly acknowledge that the woman's point of view is important too. They are laid back as in they don't like to be confrontational. (Nyeri Men are so laliwad by their women that they have to behave-bila choice.
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But from women's point of view, Nyeri men are the least interesting, less adventurous. The fact that they like staying in the background makes them quite boring and dull. Most of these men are ones you're most likely to find kanyagiwaad by their wives. But word has it that dont ever be fooled by their laid back demeanor coz rubbed he wrong way, they have been know to explode in such a way that would make the phrase "hell knows no fury like....." sound like a nursery rhyme.
NYERI WOMEN
In Kyuk land, they are the ULTIMATE BYTCHES! period.(esp from Mathira (pronounced masera), Tetu, Othaya & mukurwe-ini) And I don't mean this in terms of kugawa. They are control freaks! Nyeri women tawala their men. They are even known to open numerous cans of Whip Ass on their men. They are quite controlling. A Nyeri woman is known to work her husband like a donkey while she's doing nothing sitting down. Perhaps this explains why their men are all laid back and quite. Word on the street is that a Nyeri woman talks the talk AND walks the walk. i.e. if she tells the hazi ati utalima hizo acre tano leo in the scorching sun, damn right he'll do it. If she says she's gonna open a can of W.A. on you, better not take it as an empty threat, you're damn right she'll get medevial on your ass.
There is no one thats hated the most in Mumbi land than a Nyeri woman. Other Kyuks cannot stand a Nyeri woman because of her ####yness. Ati a son, brother, uncle is marrying a Nyeri woman?...HELL NO!!!!!..NOT IN OUR FAMILY!!...other Kyuks are known to say. Coz they know their boy will be kanyagiwaad, kama kawaida.
Other Kyuks are known to go at great lengths to sabotage a relationship, even a marriage or anything that involves a Nyeri woman and one of their own regardless of whether wanajuana or not. There would be so much planning and scheming to sabotage the whole thing that would make that superspy, alias James Obondo look like a member of Famous Five or Secret Seven.
But a Nyeri woman is know to build her hao from scratch. I guess this is due to the fact that women can handle money matters better than men. And being a woman that kalias her mano, in the long run a Nyeri woman ends up making her husband richer because of her strict ways of handling finances. You can tell a kyuk woman by the lack of diabs & shrubbing techniques (there is a hot new eatery in nyeri called shoma-shemcha) They tend to pull the "th" with "s" such that is sounds "sh" eg Githomo .. they say .. Gishomo, Thirikari .. they say Shirikari, Thuruari .. they say Shuruari (LMAO!!! These r my sisters)
gutiri wina thende .. kiria makoragwo nakio ni miatuka na nguci nginyiro-ini cingihithwo king'otore kigima. Itina hau riganirwo. makoragwo mahuritwo bathi ya "steam" **** kiongo nginya maguru
Types of Kyuks -
04-01-2008, 01:15 PM
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