Dear mashadites,
I summoned you here because i have an important announcement to make. I have been thinking “Do I?” “Do I not?” Finally I decided its not nice not to. So you are all welcome both oldies and newbies.
There are plenty of tissues around, for some will need them and lots of champagne for we shall all need it. Some more than others.
Please sit at your designated tables but if you so wish feel free to visit other tables( ie read what relates to you but if you like you can read everything)
Here is my speech : Many people have come and gone. Many say goodbyes others don’t. Some say it so many times that no one ever takes them seriously (Karl Marx comes to mind). When some leave we throw parties when others leave we miss them desperately (Kwm comes to mind).
I know it will be the same case with me (the good riddance for some and the missing part for others). Either way I thought to say my goodbyes especially to those to whom I have grown so fond off and to thank you for all the good times, the laughter, the frustration, the hurt, the laughs.
I feel the need to mention names and say alittle something to individuals. I just hope it doesn’t end up sounding like an obituary or something like that lol.
HIGH TABLE
Fraglante- you who introduced me to this lovely site. You showed me the way around. We fought each others battles had each others back. You are like a big siz to me. Thanks for all your advise when I walked unsuspectingly into wrong company and **** you were always there for me.
Kwm- You stole my heart then disappeared into thin air. You taught me to be cautious in cyber love and I know that has saved me a lot of heart ache along the way. If you see this know that I still think about you hun. Hugs and kisses.
You have my blessing to find yourself another girl after am gone if you wish.
Grip-daddy- You may not know this but you are the prototype of my ideal man. You had my back even when I was on the wrong but never forgot to warn me that I was wrong. Together we made many men and women jealous LOL but we made it clear we were just pals. I shall miss you smart insights although most of the time I thought they were too technical. LoL funny how people think we are one and the same person.
SPECIAL FRIENDS
Ar_turr- You know you are special to me don’t you? and yeah yeah I remember ahadi ni deni LOL sio ati ninajisahaulisha.
Sweetesthing- How is he? Kiss him for me. And thanks so much for all those nights you kept me company in pm when i couldn’t sleep. You may not know it but you lifted my spirits on 2 occasions. If I was to hand down my virtual crown i would love to hand it to you (as Karl Marx suggested)
Jamela-Is she still around? Girl you are one of those many people who have said many goodbyes and returned. Then you said you were changing your handle i don’t even know anymore whether you are still here. Either way girl them days of gossiping and whoping jaykams ass where the best. You had the juiciest gossip and always shared with me. Lakini I won the title of mashadas rumor mongerer LOL. If you get this much respects.
Fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy- My baby! I missed you when you left the nest but you made my heart burst with pride and joy when you returned! you are such a darling and i like that we can sit down and discuss the best way to die/take ones life hehehe. :d
Sdolphin- My god girl we got along so well. In real life we could have been pals yani magirls you know. You make me laugh with your sweet humor. You remind me of some one. When i return i shall definitely look for you.
Jogich- For the short time we were buddies it was great. If you ever want to reconcile you know how to reach me.
FRIENDS
KarlMarx- Nigga you spineless prick! LOL I will miss your crazy ****. You never know maybe when am down I might even pass by to look at your posts and have a laugh.
Wama- wsup, do you like the look of the **** now?LOL last time I checked you thought it was the ugliest creature ever. Maybe men should try and bling it up. Girl i will miss you
didier- I always thought you were a fishy character. Sorry for that day i sent you hate mail. Its just that you pissed me off and i was convinced you were playing me for a full. Actually am still convinced you were. But we cool now.
Faye- Uuuui lmao this month am not shaving my pucci. That’s in your honor! lol ama you broke up with that dude who pendad karura? LOL. I hope you aren’t so tired considering faye junior must be kicking you hard. I wish you all the best in the new experience.
Mo-uk: Which personality do you feel like today? lol either way i like them all especially the one that fell inlove with me. Aaaam maybe i don’t like the premature ejaculator so much but i like them all to some extent.
Cinoman- Yaaaaay, you know you became my pick me up when I was down. You are the kind of man I would snatch for my own. Oh and by the way I had a crash on ya! I think you can make a good lover (you know why is say that). I think you had a crash on me too you just would never admit it. Is all good.
Rayfisher- You are the darlingest of them all. So sincere so fool of love and positive energy. Soft spoken but am feeling your vibes. Thank you for all your kindness
Dotnet- hata kama ulinikataza niwajoin kwa mtush ni sawa tu. My girl cares about you so don’t hurt her ok (you know who i mean)
Stunner- I still remember that picture you uploaded for those women who never used to wash their puccis. Lol gets me every time. And i appreciate the fact that you understood that grip_daddy and I are two separate entities. As I said before, you have good judgment.
Keiyot- I know you have already left mashada by now so this is your goodbye kiss in absentia mwwaa.
Arafathi- aki seriously you remind me of some one. I could easily fall in love with you as I fell inlove with him. Take care boy. I hope to find you around if I ever do return.
Murmaid, Ester, Nyanam- I don’t know much about you ladies except that murmaid hates men but wants a baby by my Grip, Ester loves my Grip to bits and isn’t afraid to say it, and nyanam caught my Grip’s attention. May the best lady win and eeer don’t fight please i wunt be there to break off the fights. Don’t hurt him either he is a good man. Oh yeah add
Dixxie1 to that list.
Ours, Oleg salenko and Peoples- my reggae fans. You three were a hand full. You gave my girl a hard time calling her pokolante and ****. Thanks for mending your ways eventually. Be easy on her and on the rest of these peeps.
BBB and BKVO- You two are just something else. I will sincerely miss you. BBB should you ever want to sell your white car know that am interested. Hiyo gari ya white ina sentimental value to me. Hehehehe.
Wanaume- I see you becoming another dotnet yani up coming hot cakes in here. Take care oohh. You have Carolecarole on you tail and she is gaining on ya!
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03-30-2008, 10:13 PM
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