Mchongoano

LOO YEH · (#1 (**permalink**))

Ever heard of a mchongoano that just made your day...heard this one from a chokora and am'a hit you with it "Uso yako imenyauka kama ngozi ya makende" hit me back .open floor

Man2man · (#2 (**permalink**))

Hiyo ni noma mzeiya!.....

jetblack · (#3 (**permalink**))

loo yeh...ati wewe ni mnono ukitoka kuoga unaacha stretchmarks kwa bathtub!..............NEXT!

daflava · (#4 (**permalink**))

ati kwenyu mko watatu First Born anaitwa Ma, second born Ta na Last Born Ko So masako akitaka mcome mdishi anawaitanga MATAKO kujeni mkule... NEXT!

youngben · (#5 (**permalink**))

Ati kwenu mko upto date mpaka watoi wenu wakipigwa wana vibrate badala ya kulia.

Ati naskia we ni fala mpaka ulienda cyber ukaulizia stamp ati ndio uweke kwa email

Naskia ulienda para sunday school

Ati umekonda mpaka ukivaa vest bado unakunja sleeves

angolamsumbiji · (#6 (**permalink**))

ati wewe umenona mpaka u dont need a soap holder in the bathroom.
U just put the soap between your stomach flaps.

LOO YEH · (#7 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by angolamsumbiji

ati wewe umenona mpaka u dont need a soap holder in the bathroom.
U just put the soap between your stomach flaps.

Kuku zenu huvaa akala

ChipsHazijaivapoa · (#8 (**permalink**))

Ol Skul kiasi.."matako juu juu ka breki ya honda"..lakini hii si funny tegeni nisakanye ile funny niCome.Hii imeniBore hata naskia kuiDelete,mkimaliza kuiRead mnishtue niDelete manze!...shyt next time sitaandika mchongoana inabore..nimejam hata!naSign out!

jetblack · (#9 (**permalink**))

chipo....4 the lame joke up here...ati nyinyi wadosi mpaka mkienda ocha mnabeba nguo kwa flash disk

ati budako ana mdomo kubwa anakulanga maembe kama njugu..........NEXT!!

dkmush · (#10 (**permalink**))

Ati wewe ni mkonde,mpaka ukienda toile unatumia unzi badala ya tissue!!! Unleash