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dkmush ati wewe ni dwanzi ulibridge ngoso na ukafail.

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Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

Ol Skul kiasi.."matako juu juu ka breki ya honda"..lakini hii si funny tegeni nisakanye ile funny niCome.Hii imeniBore hata naskia kuiDelete,mkimaliza kuiRead mnishtue niDelete manze!...shyt next time sitaandika mchongoana inabore..nimejam hata!naSign out!

asubuhi asubuhi mshuto ya denzel na maji ya rain!

[keiyot]

Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

Ol Skul kiasi.."matako juu juu ka breki ya honda"..lakini hii si funny tegeni nisakanye ile funny niCome.Hii imeniBore hata naskia kuiDelete,mkimaliza kuiRead mnishtue niDelete manze!...shyt next time sitaandika mchongoana inabore..nimejam hata!naSign out!

Yaani wewe bado ujawacha ukalulu? lol, very nice to see you by the way.

these are mine, way back from high school mchongoano context:

wewe ni mfupi mpaka ukimbao unaanguka

wewe mzee mpaka ati wewe ndio uliwipe table ya the last supper

wewe ni mweusi mpaka wameandika "scratch to reveal" kwa I.D yako ya shule

ati unashida ya ngozi mpaka ukikaza rasa unalia, ukiinua mkono unacheka

ati kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka ukiingiza kifunguo kwa mlango unaskia "wacha kunifinya"

ati meno zako zina spaces mob mpaka ulimi yako inakaa ni kama iko kwa jela

ati mamako mnono mpaka akipanda kwa weighing machine inajiandika "no cows allowed".

[ChipsHazijaivapoa]

Originally Posted by keiyot

Yaani wewe bado ujawacha ukalulu? lol, very nice to see you by the way.

these are mine, way back from high school mchongoano context:

wewe ni mfupi mpaka ukimbao unaanguka

wewe mzee mpaka ati wewe ndio uliwipe table ya the last supper

wewe ni mweusi mpaka wameandika "scratch to reveal" kwa I.D yako ya shule

ati unashida ya ngozi mpaka ukikaza rasa unalia, ukiinua mkono unacheka

ati kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka ukiingiza kifunguo kwa mlango unaskia "wacha kunifinya"

ati meno zako zina spaces mob mpaka ulimi yako inakaa ni kama iko kwa jela

ati mamako mnono mpaka akipanda kwa weighing machine inajiandika "no cows allowed".

lol te he he ati mweusi mpaka ID ni "Scratch card"..hii ni kali ..Btw nice to see you too!

[LOO YEH]

Originally Posted by ChipsHazijaivapoa

lol te he he ati mweusi mpaka ID ni "Scratch card"..hii ni kali ..Btw nice to see you too!

Nyinyi ni wadosi mpaka ng'ombe zenu husikiza i-pod while grazing in the pasture.

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- Ati Nyumba yenu ni ya Matope wezi wakikuja wanasema "Fungua Mlango ama Tukojolee wall"

- Sura Kama Magoti ya nyoka.

- Asubuhi asubuhi Fudhi za moi na Kashata

- Asubuhi asubuhi Harufu ya mende na Padlock

- Budako Mkonda mpaka akiva flayer ainue mguu unaona chest.

- Wee ni sinner mpaka Devil anaitisha Refund.

- Mboch Wenu ni mlazy ye hupika chapo moja alafu anakimbia photo copy.

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We ni fala mpaka ulifail Blood test

[jetblack]

nyinyi wote mna kichwa kubwa mkitoka kwa hao ngware kunakuwa na eclipse

[lovely lady]

nyinyi wengi kwenu mpaka mama yenu huwa feed chai na sprinkler

[whitney2]

wewe ni mwizi mpaka unaji ibia kutoka kwa m***o ya right una weka kwa ya left.