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Originally Posted by karl marx
Guys a few months ago I had kam complaining how i had been sexually starving--had gone 2 months bila kufyeka---nway seems Manaaaaa started flowing n I met this ka fly brown chic n i have been nyaduaring her since then----sasa shida ni---she is making me feel of a less of a jogoooo---yaniiii ananipa bila kunipimia hata toneee which is good---sasa shida ni nasikia ni kama maji---my big thing is not even touching any of the wall---do u listen kama uji inachemka---that posho posho posho sound---hivyo ndivyo nasikia---sasa shida ni wen doing it she keeps on pronouncing the PNU slogan---NimePanua kazi iendeleee--which i try bt to no avail---u kno as a guy hkuna kitu inabore kama Kuuma kubwa......Nifanyeje???? yet i dont want to tell her she is too large---am holding onto her till the other two come for holiday.
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Shida ya waschana kuwa na kuma kubwa will not end with this generation and men better learn to live with it. the best way is to forget the ammbition of drilling the whole kwam. First do the grip test by dipping your johny in and looking for any part of that large hole that at least have some grip. once you find it, do not move from there. keep your pumps and drills there and do it consistently, insistently and persistently. Later on if you discover your favourite section has been de-gripped, advice the gal to go for retread.