[mo-uk]

Im thinking since there are so many lovely guys and girls around here, Why not match make and see who likes who and then maybe setup them up so they can get hitched.

What do U think folks? I must be boonkers to even suggest that hehehheheh

[Hermione]

Originally Posted by mo-uk

Im thinking since there are so many lovely guys and girls around here, Why not match make and see who likes who and then maybe setup them up so they can get hitched.

What do U think folks? I must be boonkers to even suggest that hehehheheh

You pull no punches eh? You want guys to get hitched ... is the old clock ticking and tocking a little too loudly of late?

[Sugaspice]

Originally Posted by Hermione

You pull no punches eh? You want guys to get hitched ... is the old clock ticking and tocking a little too loudly of late?

..lol.. enyewe this individual either got one from cupid in the behind or found a grey hair, from the letter to frag to this?... My bet is Mishky and Shyloxx26 hawa wawili? ah ah!

[Ummoja Pamoja]

Originally Posted by Sugaspice

..lol.. enyewe this individual either got one from cupid in the behind or found a grey hair, from the letter to frag to this?... My bet is Mishky and Shyloxx26 hawa wawili? ah ah!

YEA IT IS NICE

•Over 7.6 million children enjoying without enough facilities and teachers
•More empowerment for Communities; Money goes to the grassroots and ploughed back through Kikuyu thieves
•Over Ksh. 60 million transferred to each constituency with special bias towards Central Kenya
•CDF as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders
•Constituency Bursary Fund as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders
•Constituency Roads Fund as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders
•Constituency Aids Fund as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders
•Local Authorities Transfer fund as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders
•Better and affordable health care: as long as a kikuyu wins all the tenders
•Kikuyus get free malaria and TB treatment in all public health facilities.
•Kikuyu Children under 5 years receive free medical
•Government gives 6 million treated mosquito nets free to central province
•HIV/Aids patients get free ARV's only if a Kikuyu or GEMA
•1,000 dispensaries & health clinics built and staffed by Kikuyus and GEMA
•Hospital management streamlined so that GEMA businessmen have exclusive rights of tenders
•Medicines now available in all public health centres across the GEMA country
•ALL health centres in Central and Upper Easter Province receive Ksh.180, 000 and dispensaries Ksh.240, 000 for rehabilitation.
•Over 500 boreholes drilled across the GEMA country
•Over 230 water schemes completed as long as a kikuyu wins the tenders or operated by a GEMA
•Water boards formed to ensure equitable supply of water to Kikuyu areas.
•Piped water brought to all villages in Central and GEMA
•Kenya’s annual economic growth recovers from 0.3 % in 2002 to -7.1 % in
•2007 only if Transcentury and Kibaki companies do business
•Tax collection increases drastically - towards self reliance; by Kikuyu Revenue Authority
•Vision 2030 launched - Kenya is on the path to First World status since all the staff are from GEMA
•Lighting up Central Kenya : Electricity in every constituency & towns in Kikuyu Land
•Over 160 rural electrification projects in GEMA districts
•All schools, colleges, village polytechnics, community health centres, markets & administrative centres in GEMA areas supplied with electricity
•1208 projects in 191 constituencies, 418 trading centres, 288 secondary schools,107 health centres,43 water projects,39 coffee factories,13 tea buying centre & 13 police stations will be completed by June 30th ,2007 at a cost of over Ksh.7 billion. All tenders awarded to GEMA Business men or Kibaki’s ASIAN friends. All must pay 47% kick-back to a KIKUYU Mediator
•A further 324 rural electrification schemes in 162 constituencies will be completed by December, 2007 at a cost of over Ksh.2 billlion., all tenders have been awarded to Kikuyu contractors
•Ksh.178 million, all solar panels supplied by Kikuyu business people
•New energy law to make electricity available to all Kikuyus and GEMA
•Agriculture revived hence more money for the farmer, to buy goods and implements from Kibaki’s business associates
•Prices of dairy milk grow from Ksh. 7 in 2002, to Ksh. 18 per litre, today and will never be paid to any non-kikuyu farmer
•Maize prices rise from Ksh. 600 in 2002 to Ksh.1, 350 per 90kg bag now thus becoming unaffordable to the poor.
•Sugar cane farmers not paid on time, we shall ensure the sugar market is flooded with imported sugar to punish the Luos and Luhyas for the Kikuyu Hegemony.
•Cotton farming revived, in theory since none is active on the ground.
•Kenya becomes the third largest tea producer in the world, since we expand the tea growing areas in Central Kenya while killing the RV production.
•exports so far is invested in private Kibaki accounts
•Ksh. 20 million: the amount the Kibaki government has used to revive the
•Garissa investigation laboratory for livestock disease control. North Eastern & Coast Provinces main beneficiaries, all the money paid to Kikuyu contractors
•Ksh. 5 billion earned from fishing in 2006 alone since all the business is controlled by GEMA and Kikuyu specifically
•AFC loans/grants offered to farmers of Kikuyu descent
•Many many more improvements in Central Kenya
•Irrigation schemes rehabilitated in Central Kenya, Ahero and Bunyala Rice schemes to be staffed by the sons and daughters of Agekuyu
•Mwea, West Kano & Pekera Bura, Hola and many more ongoing, will have Kikuyu staff by February 2008
•Hundreds of industries, factories revived & jobs created to absorb Kikuyu youths:

•Kenya Seed Company & many more now back to operation under Kikuyu management
•Demotivated and inefficient Public service that continues the corruption network to benefit the Kikuyu
•Underpayment of teachers & civil Servants
oMore delayed salaries
oPerformance contracting increases inefficiency
o200% decrease in pension benefits; retirement is a nightmare
•Over 100 stalled government projects
•Not all Kenyans now benefit from government resources
•President Kibaki has allocated Ksh. 10.7 billion for the affirmative action platfrom North Eastern Province as well as Moyale, Isiolo & Marsabit districts to Central Kenya
•Special economic plan launched for Central Province
•Distribution of resources not based on population and affirmative action to guarantee development of previously neglected regions of Central Kenya
•Inequality ensured in distribution of national wealth with special attention to Kikuyu Land
•More investments mean more jobs for the youth in GEMA areas
•Kibaki creates Ministry of Youth Affairs to look after the affairs of Kikuyu youths
•Ksh.1 billion youth enterprise fund set up, employment opportunities created for Kikuyus
•Women empowerment, so now the first lady can roam as she likes in the wee hours and straying into businesses and Private residences.
•Women guaranteed at least a third of all public employment opportunities, so long as they women so appointed are of Kikuyu descent.
•Gender Commission created, to help solve the decay of the morality among Kikuyu women
•Maendeleo Ya Wanawake leaders to participate directly in all development committees at the local & national levels, since the leadership has been taken over by Kikuyu women, whose husbands are in the Cabinet
•Free treatment to children under 5 years old is happening in Kibaki’s dreamland.
•Better roads, constructed by cowboy contractors under command of E. Maina. The roads must be poorly done and never completed.
•Over 40,000 Kms of roads maintained poorly
•Feeder roads never constructed
•Unsafe roads due to insanity in the transport sector
•Law and order on our roads non-existent
•Matatu operations streamlined to favour Kikuyu investors, KBS scrapped and route taken over by Michuki and Kikuyus.
•Kisumu Airport won’t gets Ksh.2.6 billion facelift, NOW fish won’t be able to reach the market faster and Kisumu city won’t be Lake Victoria’s hub
•Moi International Airport Mombasa upgraded at Ksh. 200million by Kikuyu cowboy contractors.
•Land Grabbing - corruption increased by 30%
•Ksh.400million set aside to resettle Kikuyu squatters
•Title deeds issued to Coast Provinces' landless kikuyu descent communities
•The problem of absentee landlords can not be tackled
•The first leader in Kenya not to have political executions
•Now all Kenyans do not enjoy their human rights without fear
•Nyayo house torture chambers formally closed and replaced with Ngong Forest executions.
•More politically instigated expulsions in public universities
•Living conditions for prisoners & prisons staff degraded
•You aren’t a free citizen wherever you are
•Media freedom ensured. Fm radio stations now owned by Kikuyus talk ethnic hatred openly

•Official Recognition for Kikuyu Heroes, and Ethipian Farmers
•A statue in honour of Independence Kikuyu hero Field Marshal Dedan Kimathi constructed on Nairobi’s Kimathi Street

•Heroes Corner established to take care of Kikuyu heroes
•Towards Non-Zero Tolerance to Corruption
•Kenya Anti-Corruption Commission set up to protect Kikuyu grabbers
•New Procurement law enacted to entrench corruption in public tendering process
•Ksh. 48.9 billion earned from the sector stashed in private foreign accounts.
•KICC rehabilitated, staffed by Kikuyus and is now a leading centre for conference tourism all proceeds privately banked by Kikuyus
•Media freedom stamped on
•Less than 260,000 fixed telephone lines in a population of 35Million
•Trees felled
•Mombasa clean-up and beautification undertaken and collapsed in one week
•Traders do not receive support
•President Kibaki directs the construction of modern markets for hawkers in all the kikuyu urban centres
•Jua kali sector can not be supported
•Ksh 89.4 billion worth of investment licences has not been processed by the
•Leading multinationals such as Nokia and Coca cola relocate to other countries since they do not want to dance to Kikuyu tune.
•Unsafe streets- more muggings in Nairobi streets my Mungiki

[ar_turr]

Originally Posted by Hermione

You pull no punches eh? You want guys to get hitched ... is the old clock ticking and tocking a little too loudly of late?

Ahhhhh...........mtoto wangu..i got struck kitambo

[Ummoja Pamoja]

Originally Posted by ar_turr

Ahhhhh...........mtoto wangu..i got struck kitambo

YOU ARE LYING

APPEAL TO HON. MWAI KIBAKI EMILIO


1. Kenyans honestly hoped that when you got into office in the year 2002, you would very quickly unmask the ghost of Goldenberg; the genesis of our country’s dubious recognition as a hub of corruption. Unfortunately, the story of Goldenberg will never be complete without the story of former Finance Minister, Hon. Mwiraria. He paid out over Kshs 10 billion to corruption networks from the national treasury while it was entrusted to him. His cut can only be anyone’s guess. Now, what kind of principle minister is he if he can’t even travel abroad due to the prevailing ban?

2. Until NARC took over, Hon. Murungaru was the proud owner of struggling vet shops. He has cases pending in court having sold drugs to a parastatal for hundreds of millions of shillings and now owns the whole of Nyeri and most of its environs. He too is banned from visiting key partner countries.

3. The year is 1990 and president moi travels to USA. The cabinet member Hon. Nicholas Kipyator Biwott is in charge. He enlists an international hitman and some Kikuyu thugs to eliminate Robert John Ouko. He then skimmed off so much commission from contractors to the extent that the Yaya centre and many things became personal properties of this thief. Since then he became the antithesis of Midas touch and anything he touched came down tabling at very heavy social and economic cost. Do you remember Kenya National Assurance? This was killed by non-other than SHAW a close confidant of MOI and Biwot

4. Hon Martha Karua may pass as innocent but she is a moral cowwoman who will (if she has not already) mislead many young people. What is she doing with a celibate and well-known clergy personality long after he fled back to common life for the same reasons? Truly ‘saved’ people don’t do this.

5. Yes it is only in Africa where a Judge struck off the roll of Judges for corruption and incompetence can be made the head of Anti-corruption authority. Justice Ringera may consider himself lucky but he surely does not represent the republic we so desire to build. Remember he was corruptly put in office by his tribes men and misused to clean the judiciary of non- GEMA

6. The Security- Harambee House may have left but his legacy lives on. Ask any stranger at the ministry and they will tell you that nepotism is Hon. Michuki’s other name. Further his son-in-law runs a whole ministry and Brother –Thuo- had to push KBS out of transport. His murder escapades need not be the concern of the republic but while in office he ought to go about it with probity. Not in Ng’ong forest with a wannabe young enough to be his son police officer. Old habits die hard.

7. Perhaps after violent crime, crimes against the environment are going to be the most important in this century. Hon. David Mwiraria has been single handed responsible for wanton deforestation for personal gain in Central Rift Valley, Karura and Mt. Kenya while serving as Environment minister. Up to now he still pedals Sandal wood, a contraband trade.

8. Hon. Justice (Rtd) Aron Ringera is an otherwise honourable man of letters except for that little matter of exchanging a couple of million shillings at the basement of Hilton hotel; the price justice then. He went ahead to occupy the anti-corruption authority and was used to exile Githongo

9. Joshua Kulei is a private citizen who has shown little interest in politics generally. He however epitomizes corruption of Moi state and any association with our nascent party can only be counter productive. Perhaps all he owns today once belonged to all of us. We do not mind coz we are joining hands with Moi

10. Stanley Livondo Ndolo is well suited to play political bouncer but he is clearly not Minister Material. Let him also know that it is very foolish to eat raw Drug money to finance his newfound lifestyle. I’ll be shocked if he got away with it anyway.

11. In the heat of recent media exchanges with ODM chief, you once said that Kenyans are Mavi ya kuku. That statement is as true today as it was then. Kenyan should be treated with much contempt and you have not basis at all for seeking their votes

12. And if of Mungiki notoriety, Hon. Karume and Kikuyu Elites are. There is the small issue of 500 youths massacred in cold blood in one month. You are not empowered to kill innocent youths for asking for jobs. That you promised.

13. Bishop Njohn NJue may be seen as a necessary intercessor but without passing much judgement, one would doubt if his powerful prayers would ever reach the destination leave alone being answered by heavens. This Cardinal with little education is a pretender to morality. He lives off alms with opulence. His affairs with married faithful is a misnomer and bad manners for a church minister let alone a Cardinal.

14. Former Justice Minister Kiraitu Murungi may strike you as a suitable candidate from a distance. Those who know him however confess he’s also a shark. When some local asked about Anglo-leasing he laughed it off. Yet he heard clear saying Anglo-leasing is you- Kibaki- and your Ministers.

15. According to the culture of the Kikuyu people, what John Michuki did to his people would demand that he be cursed and disinherited. Born to a rich family in Muranga, Michuki assumed the role of a Provincial administrator during the colonial era. Within a very short spun, he many Kikuyus estimated to be in hundreds and fled leaving his tribesmen and siblings in perpetual threat of eviction by neighbours from their home. He has since engaged in a shameful love affair with First Lady Lucy. Lately also, he has been the main conduit for hard drug supplies kickbacks. I would touch that kind of person with a long pole.