[Skyla]

Embarrassing stories? We love them!
So tell us your filthiest moments.....

This one of my fav one....ENJOY!

While watching TV at my BF'S house, I was suddenly desperate for the loo. I ran up the bathroom, sat on the toilet and let rip a couple of loud and really farts. It was only then that I looked up and noticed my bf's brother lying in the bath, looking horrified. I quickly pulled my pants back up and scurried out, leaving him to lie in that nasty pong I'd created. I haven't been able to look him in the eye since!!

[isso]

No embarassing moments that come to mind...but thought I'd just post this anyway....WTF! It's funny...me thinks.

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the ***king safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank".

“Don't argue!.....Open the ***king safe or I'll blow your head off", the man shouted.

She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it” he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement, it's her husband.

"Not that ***king difficult, is it?"


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[Black widow]

Nice one Isso,

This is my most embarassing moment......

I was enjoying a busy Saturday afternoon shopping trip in town with my mates, hunting around for a new pair of shoes. I spotted some lovely high heels, so I tried them on and paraded around the shop to see how they felt. As I was giving my friends a little twirl, one of the heels snapped and I went flying backwards into the window display! I knocked the whole lot over and landed flat on my back with my legs on the air. Not only did everyone in the shop see what happened, but the passers-by got a good view, too!
I haven't shopped there since!

[mzeemzee]

If you are in stato, you should have sued somebody:

1. shoe company for making faulty heels
2. Shop for having faulting walking places
3. shoe company for not having a warning on shoes
4. sales person for not having warned you.
5. Your orthopedic for not correcting your faulty feet.
6. Your parents for not getting you used to high heels at an early enough age.
7. Anybody else you could think of.

[isso]

"" 5. Your orthopedic for not correcting your faulty feet. ""

LOL! These guys have it rough....I guess even those with webbed feet have a case...

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[Nyako ber]

I guess even those with webbed feet have a case... <<<<<

Actually there is a medical condition known as Turner's Syndrome that causes webbed feet. Other symptoms include:

1. Excess skin folds around the neck and puffy hands and feet at birth.
2. Middle ear infections during childhood; if not treated, these chronic infections could cause hearing loss.
3. Kidney, heart, thyroid and skeletal problems.
4. Abnormal nails (soft and turned up at the tips),
5. Webbed neck.
6. Low hairline and a broad chest with widely spaced nipples.

[Labell]

@NYAKO-BER
BY ANY CHANCE IS THE 'TURNER'S SYDROME' NAMED AFTER TINA TURNER?

[Nyako ber]

BY ANY CHANCE IS THE 'TURNER'S SYDROME' NAMED AFTER TINA TURNER? <<<<<<

If you have ever seen those legs on Tina you'll know that she doesn't have Turner's syndrome... Maybe it's named after Ike. :)

[kenya02]

I am told that Tina Turner has insured her legs for a few million dollars. Just her legs.

[Nyako ber]

I am told that Tina Turner has insured her legs for a few million dollars. Just her legs. <<<<

Quite possible, just like Lopez and her b4tt... :) If Einstein were alive today he'd insure his brain and Dubya his brows, :) afterall that's his trademark. :) Know your assets my peoples. :)