This airport security is too much

[Natta]

...So I was saying that at the airport, I lose my belt to a conveyer devise for 30 seconds or so. It is during these 30 seconds that I have come to loathe. I have never been in want for something like when I miss my belt.

Let me digress and reveal some secrets, you might not know about a man’s anatomy. It so happens that as a man approaches middle age, like I am, his stomach gets ideas of its own and starts protruding. As the stomach moves forward, somehow by some miracle, it swallows the backside. So the bigger you become in front, the flatter you become in the rear. I am sure you might have seen this phenomenon among traffic policemen on Kenyan roads. And it is an ugly sight to behold.

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