what makes a man faithful?

[Waithera Cherono Akoth]

Originally Posted by charlokam

I had a girl who once tested me, ati she was pregnant...... for two good weeks, just to see how much I loved her and what would happen if I ever made pregnant....

I passed with flying colors but she failed my test. and I dumped her fat a.s.s so fast and its beeen close to 9 years and she still has hang ups about us

r u sure u loved that chic coz me thinks not!~

[Fraglante]

Originally Posted by charlokam

I had a girl who once tested me, ati she was pregnant...... for two good weeks, just to see how much I loved her and what would happen if I ever made pregnant....

I passed with flying colors but she failed my test. and I dumped her fat a.s.s so fast and its beeen close to 9 years and she still has hang ups about us

Now her ass became fat after she failed your test? LOL

Anywho, as you can see, dating is all about tests, she tested you, you passed. You tested her, she failed. What did you learn? That she is not what you want in a wife. Good! So you move on and find some one more suitable for you. Some one whose tests you will pass and who will pass yours. Both of you are happy…hurray to the almighty test. LOL

Originally Posted by KEMINOKANA

Fair enough. Good luck with the test drive. I bet he didn't/wont squirm -or get blue balls for that matter-because someone else is milking him like a brand new General Electric pump.

Again as I said- Bingo! There are the results and good riddance.

Either you leave him now or a year later when you are pregnant and some one else is milking him…..or you just had his baby and some one else is milking him or you have a yeast infection and some one else is milking him.....etc

Better sooner than later I say!

[komboshta]

Originally Posted by Devine

I think he/she just did, if he's going to cheat he will, regardless of what the woman does.

....LOL............

...I think you guys will tear yourselves apart here;
Kimosh is never here, and he just throws bones all over the place, and leaves us guys at each others necks....

...Did you see how Ghetto is mad now?...

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

Originally Posted by Fraglante

Bingo there are the results!

If he cant stick by her through a simple test what would make her think he can stick by her through the real tests of marriage/life? Her PMS? The real deal?

If he cant take the heat in the kitchen when the relationship is new ie when the chemistry is supposed to be the driving force that will drive them through anything, how about when the chemistry is gone?

Good riddance. Next brave man please...

lol frag ati test. For the first 3 months both the man and the chic are so fake towards each other..


If I havent tapped the goods I will be on my best behaviour, tolerate her bull,smile and just show her, how well I can pass the test............. As soon as I boink her I will run so fast to the hills, even faster than usain bolt lol


And she will wonder..... he was such a good man and was passing all my test what happened. What happened he came in with a mwakenya and goal in mind....

• She is a nag
• She is stingy with her goods
• she biatches a lot
• she has freaking horns

but mvumilivu hula mbivu. I will wait and wait till she is all now vulnerable and mushy saying how I passed all her test. One day I will come home to see her in a short red negliche... candles and a bottle of red wine.

I will smile knowing what is in store..... I will nyandua the red horned naggy evil biach like there is no tomorrow.

following day I will text her (not even call her) and tell her its not working.... and its not her, its all me

Booooooooooooooooooya!!!

[KEMINOKANA]

Fraglanthemagrance,

I think you are mixing up your logic. Men are not robots. We have brains. If a chic is denying me sex for no reason, that's a situation deserving a different reaction to a woman denying you sex coz she's paged. Besides, pregnant women have more sex....for some reason and I hear it can help reduce the birth pain. So I fear you are prescribing panadol to heal scabies.

[Devine]

Originally Posted by komboshta

...I think you guys will tear yourselves apart here;
Kimosh is never here, and he just throws bones all over the place, and leaves us guys at each others necks....

...Did you see how Ghetto is mad now?...

No tearing each other apart, maybe a wig yanked here and there, but it's all in good fun .

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

If I havent tapped the goods I will be on my best behaviour, tolerate her bull,smile and just show her, how well I can pass the test............. As soon as I boink her I will run so fast to the hills, even faster than usain bolt lol

Booooooooooooooooooya!!!

MUK this strange side of you is pretty scary. Mara paperbag gal , mara hit n run. Is this who you really are? I'm sooo dissapointed

Frag, testing would be perfect if it worked. I mean how do you see past the representative to the real person before the walk down the aisle and the babies and... We can be so blinded with 'love'/'lust'/'infatuation'. Here's what I think, if you feel like you have to test s'one to be with them, it's already breaking apart n it's not going to work so give it up n move on. I can't test, I don't have a poker face, you would sooo know that I'm bluffing and easily catch me. Ati lie that I'm pregnant .

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

MUK this strange side of you is pretty scary. Mara paperbag gal , mara hit n run. Is this who you really are? I'm sooo dissapointed

Lol devine I am being a devils advocate. The reality is am so out of the dating game and happily married. But when I see a post like frag where she is advising one to totally tesa her jamaa to see if he is loyal and faithful.


I also show her a glimpse of the other side, that as much as you are scheming and all. The man may also be scheming.


About the paper bag comment, That chic for sure was fugly. and I think you did get the paper bag common joke

[al-zalzalah]

Originally Posted by Fraglante

Ladies, I suggest you test him. Yes, test him. Put him through sh.it while your relationship is still new. I mean be a freaking nag, starve him sexually till his balls literally turn blue…..no purple…no make that blue blackish navy blue, ignore him and just be a bit.ch. Grow a pair of fre.aking horns if you have to…..am make em red while you are at it.
If he still remains loyal, that’s a good man right there. Marry that sammama and treat him like he deserves.
If he fails this test, its time to scamper before you are in it too deep.

Lol. Frags, si kwa ubaya, lakini you sound like Beyonce right here. Singing songs about "Independence" and all, that time she's headed down the aisle with her mano.

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

following day I will text her (not even call her) and tell her its not working.... and its not her, its all me
Booooooooooooooooooya!!!

Lol, people are becoming evil before our very eyes. At this rate, all the single folks should just join the convents and monasteries and dedicate their celibate lives to serving Christ. The relationship scene has too many boobytraps.

[Ghetto Love]

Originally Posted by al-zalzalah

Lol. Frags, si kwa ubaya, lakini you sound like Beyonce right here. Singing songs about "Independence" and all, that time she's headed down the aisle with her mano.

Lol, people are becoming evil before our very eyes. At this rate, all the single folks should just join the convents and monasteries and dedicate their celibate lives to serving Christ. The relationship scene has too many boobytraps.

he he he Al Zalzah ebu tell Fraglante again and again
Some are now reading this book by Steve Harvey "Think like a woman,act like a man" and the guy has hbeen married 3 times...now he is the one telling our chiqs to observe 3Ps ! Protect,Provide and Profess! Women!Women! Wanawake!

[al-zalzalah]

Originally Posted by Ghetto Love

Some are now reading this book by Steve Harvey "Think like a woman,act like a man" and the guy has hbeen married 3 times...now he is the one telling our chiqs to observe 3Ps ! Protect,Provide and Profess! Women!Women! Wanawake!

Hehheh. So have you read the book? And your assessment?
Harvey might be on point, you know? Si ushawahi sikia huo msemo, "Mganga hajigangi"?

Yeah, it's true that us ladies go through bk-reading trends. 5 years ago it was "The Purpose-Driven Life" by Rick Warren. Now it is this one. At this rate, even me I'm ready to write a book on "Happily Married: 40 years on".