Stay onside; Understand the Politically Correct phrases used by Mashadites in the US.

[kapuf]

Originally Posted by PrivatePractice

OMG you don't have central air They still make those window units You only have two in a 3 bedroom house, that is sad You must really be hot. Next time be sure to upgrade to central air!!!! It is a lot cheaper too as it is energy efficent.


BTW: how old is the house you stay in if you don't have central air??? It must have been built in the 1950s or so..

hahaha PP...One A/C was more than enough to cool the entire house. I used to set it at 18 degrees in the morning and when I came back in the evening the entire was would be freezing. I added a second one in my bedroom for aesthetic value...the LG Art cool. The major benefit of a centralized A/C is energy efficiency and that's not a problem to us.

And by the way the house was brand new built by some UK contractors. When I was given the keys, I almost cried...my first time to live in my private house with all the freedom????? I can't explain the feeling. Reality dawned on me when I later realized it didn't have an A/C...that's when I bought one. I'll pluck out both when I leave.

PS Your fellow Americans Serena and Venus were here over the weekend and we gave them over $1.5m in prize money...tax free. I'm sure they can't for next season.

[kapuf]

Originally Posted by mwolovi

So kapuf what do you do?? I understand that you are making the earthcleaner and greener. recycling is the in thing right??
(kuokota makaratasi kwa barabara).

Mwolovi let me give you some brotherly advice since we both hate ODM. I get it that you are a fake engineer who used to work with KPTC. Young man you are wasting your talent in the US earning a measly $2500 a month. That's what receptionists earn here. A fake engineer like you would earn in the range of $8000. A good one and experienced like my friend Japollo makes over $12K. A car park attendant like MUK would make like $3000...plus a free air ticket to Kisumu city.

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

MUK would make like $3000

Lol is that the epitome of success in desert arab land? Ebu I keep on parking cars this side of the world

[Sssumu Baridi]

You Pallbearer, don't Swing your d!ck too hard boy, the middle East is the place for those who missed the Western Visa or those who sowed wild oats in the West.

It's interesting to note your ATT about the money you 'gave' the William Sisters over the weekend, You undertaker, you pose like your moma gave them handouts.

It's been said before money is money, just earn tend to the graveyard quietly. If MUK is a parking attendant let's respect his job, the same way we respect your graveyard attendant job.

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

If MUK is a parking attendant let's respect his job, the same way we respect your graveyard attendant job.

Preach it Bro

[PrivatePractice]

Originally Posted by kapuf

hahaha PP...One A/C was more than enough to cool the entire house. I used to set it at 18 degrees in the morning and when I came back in the evening the entire was would be freezing.

That must be one small house

And by the way the house was brand new built by some UK contractors. When I was given the keys, I almost cried...my first time to live in my private house with all the freedom????? I can't explain the feeling. Reality dawned on me when I later realized it didn't have an A/C...that's when I bought one.

There are places in the world that make brand new house without central air Even apartments and trailers have central air here.

I'll pluck out both when I leave.

This shows how broke you must be You are going to carry them with you Air conditioner Units...with you you are not serious, are you

[Econ Major]

Originally Posted by kapuf

Good people of Mashada, I have found it necessary to elaborate and shed some light on some of the politically correct phrases used by most Mashadites in the US. I hope this will create a better understanding among us in mashada and minimize the hate that governs this great site.

I work as an Automotive Engineer in Dallas……..I’m a car park attendant on the wrong side of Dallas. No prizes for guessing who falls in this category.

I’m studying Medicine in college………She means, I finished a short course in nursing and I work as a caregiver in an old peoples home. I have no hope in life, just waiting for Jesus to come back the second time. Ester stand up and be counted.

I’m looking for a $700 apartment in TX….Look here guys, I earn $700 a month and I’m desperately looking for an equally broke Nigga to share a room with. Mumgy it’s your turn.

I miss home….Well I miss home but I can’t go back there…. First I got no idea where I can get an air ticket from and guys in Kenya will laugh at me when they realize I’m on the broke side of life. My man Econ Major…still around?

He he he he he he niko Kapuf, just work too much, now I miss home and Mashada too. So can you swing a ticket? I plan on being in Kenya in Jan for a few days, we can have a pint together, I appreciate your humor.

[ThisAngelWearsGivenchy]

Originally Posted by kapuf

Good people of Mashada, I have found it necessary to elaborate and shed some light on some of the politically correct phrases used by most Mashadites in the US. I hope this will create a better understanding among us in mashada and minimize the hate that governs this great site.

I work as an Automotive Engineer in Dallas……..I’m a car park attendant on the wrong side of Dallas. No prizes for guessing who falls in this category.

I’m studying Medicine in college………She means, I finished a short course in nursing and I work as a caregiver in an old peoples home. I have no hope in life, just waiting for Jesus to come back the second time. Ester stand up and be counted.

I’m looking for a $700 apartment in TX….Look here guys, I earn $700 a month and I’m desperately looking for an equally broke Nigga to share a room with. Mumgy it’s your turn.

I miss home….Well I miss home but I can’t go back there…. First I got no idea where I can get an air ticket from and guys in Kenya will laugh at me when they realize I’m on the broke side of life. My man Econ Major…still around?

I’m in business……Ladies and Gentlemen, I have sent over 500 applications and not a single employer acknowledged receiving any of them. In other words I’m just there, loitering in the streets of Fredericksburg. (I have a gut feeling that Mwolovi falls in this category)

I am happily married…..Not hard to explain. Well friends, time flies here and I soon realized that my student visa was running out. I did not want to be a passenger on Ice Air (The airline used to transport deported people back home) That’s why I hooked up with a 60 year old mama and voila permanent residency came a long. (Oops MUK again)

I will be visiting Kenya to meet my future in laws…..You know what good people; I have seen a number of decades. In the process I married and divorced a couple of times. While idling online I found an equally desperate young Kenyan and the rest are just details. (Sorry PP excuse my idleness today)

PS Feel free to add any other politically correct phrases you may be aware of. There is no monopoly of knowledge. Cheers M’a Niggaz in D’ ghettos of the US.

Thank you for making my day, i haven't laughed so hard in a while LOL. I kuja mashada and i here this is! Lakini si you chill with the mingi assumptions lol. Humour hivi unayo lakini.Wawawa!

[kapuf]

Originally Posted by Sssumu Baridi

You Pallbearer, don't Swing your d!ck too hard boy, the middle East is the place for those who missed the Western Visa or those who sowed wild oats in the West.

It's interesting to note your ATT about the money you 'gave' the William Sisters over the weekend, You undertaker, you pose like your moma gave them handouts.

It's been said before money is money, just earn tend to the graveyard quietly. If MUK is a parking attendant let's respect his job, the same way we respect your graveyard attendant job.

Another frustrated Mashadite in the US.

[kapuf]

Originally Posted by Econ Major

He he he he he he niko Kapuf, just work too much, now I miss home and Mashada too. So can you swing a ticket? I plan on being in Kenya in Jan for a few days, we can have a pint together, I appreciate your humor.

Iz how Econ Major? I see you're still on your 3 jobs. I hope you'll make enough to get an air ticket. While at it buy some baggy cheap clothes so that you can tisha guys back home. I'm made to understand that Xmas passes like a ship in the night here. Nevertheless I'll instruct my good friend the dizzle to irrigate your extremely dry throat with beer till you drop dead.