[nyaso]

Afande Manyota kaja Boston kutoka Bongo kwenye Mkutano Longwood Medical Center. Amefikia CHARLES HOTEL mjini Boston. Afande Manyota (AM) amempigia simu Chiku kumsalimia. Wanapanga Chiku Aende hotelini jioni waonane ili Afande ampe zawadi kutoka kwa shangazi yake Bongo.Chumbani kwa Akande Manyota Hotelini. Afande Manyota anamgojea Chiku kwa hamu. Chiku anabisha hodi mlangoni chumba (suite) namba 610:

Chiku: (Taratibu kwa sauti ndogo) Hodi!AM: Karibu!Afande Manyota anafungua mlango…….
AM – Oh, Karibu, karibu sana
Chiku – Asante (Chiku anashangaa Afande Manyota alivyo handsome futi sita, anaonekana kama ana misuli ya bondia)
AM- Kumbe wewe ndiye Chiku, oh karibu sana, nilikuwa na hamu sana ya kukuona. Shangazi yako kaniambia mengi juu yako.
Chiku – Asante nimekaribia. Shangazi hajambo siyo.
AM- Hajambo, anakusalimia sana. Karibu kiti
Chiku – Ahsante, Oh, chumba kizuri sana, kumbe hii hoteli safi sana…..
AM- Na hata mimi nimeipenda sana, chumba kikubwa
Chiku – Bila shaka kuna Jacuzzi bafuni?
AM – Haha, Jacuzzi ipo dada, unajuaje ulishawahi kufika hapa nini?
Chiku – Unastarehe wewe…….. hata hii hoteli inajulikana kwa anasa zake

Afande Manyota anatamzama Chiku, kwa hamu, hajapata penzi siku nyingi…….Chiku anajua hivyo, naye ana nyege, maana boyfriend wake amesafiri tena, wiki ya pili sasa, Chiku anasimama kwenda dirishani, anamtingishia matako, AM anakuwa kama kalewa….

Chiku – Oh, view safi sana, unaweza kuona Charles River na Boston Common.
AM – Ah ndio…….nikupe nini?
Chiku – Whisky Soda , kaka
AM – anafungua baa ya chumba anampa Chiku whisky soda.Chiku (Akiongea kwa sauti laini) – Mmmmmmm., ohhh. Yeaaa, Napenda whisky soda., nasikia joto sasa…..aaahhhAfande Manyota anapigiwa butwa, anawaza kumbe Chiku anapandwa nyege kirahisi hivyo, au?
AM – Unaona joto? Ngoja niongeze Air conditioning
Chiku – Hamna haja, (Chiku anafungua blausi na kujipepea na gazeti, Afande Manyota anatazama kama vile anategemea kuona matiti ya Chiku, lakini Chiku hafungui sidiria)Chiku anakaa kwenye King Size Bed ya chumba…..

Chiku – Oh, Kitanda safii sana hii, kikibwa, unalalia peke yako?
AM- (Anashindwa aseme nini) aaaaahhhh, ndio, Chiku analala kwenye kitanda anaitesti…..
Chiku – Mmmmmmmmsafi sana kweli, kikubwa, unaweza kufanya mambo hapa…….Njoo basi……Afande Manyota anaenda kitandani, Chiku anamvuta…….anataka kufungua zipu ya suruali ili achezee mboo ya Afande Manyota……
Chiku – Oh baby, mfungulie Afande manyota mdogo hapa nimwone basi…..

Nyege zinampanda Afande Manyota anfungua zipu, Chiku anatoa mboo na kuichezea, inavimba… inasimama kwa hasira….

Chiku – Oh my Godi! Kumbe ndio maana unaitwa Afande Manyota, una mboo kubwa hivi…..oh kubwa kweli, dah….yaani inchi 10…….halafu nene….. ohhhh my godi….
AM – Sasa dada, mbona unaanza kuwa kama unaogopa…..
Chiku – Afande Mpenzi , ngoja nikimbie, nimesahau, inabidi niende ku-babysit mtoto wa jirani…….mbali….East Boston

Afande Manyota anamkamata Chiku kwa nguvu……..

AM- Wewe Chiku, naomba kidogo basi…..Chiku (anakuwa kama msichana mdogo) – Hapana, Afande, umejaliwa na chombo, naogopa..
AM- Unaogopa nini? (Anapapasa V ya Chiku, anaingiza mkono ndani ya chupi na kuichezea kisimi cha Chiku)
Chiku- Oh, oh,, oh, tamu…….(Chiku analegea kwa nyege)
AM – Uansemaje sasa…….
Chiku – Tujaribu, lakini taratibu mpenzi
AM - (anacheka) siwezi kukuumiza mpenzi… Utafurahi tu……Chiku amevua nguo kabiki uchi, na ushanga kiunoni……Afande Manyota anampapasa matiti ya Chiku mpaka chuchu zimesimama kama nyonyo ya chupa….huko anachezea V ya Chiku
AM - ( Mboo imesimama na ana hamu ya kingiiza ndani ya V ya Chiku,) Ohh, Chiku, Chiku.

Chiku anapanua miguu, V iko wet kwa hamu ya kutiwa mboo….bila kuomba Afande Manyota anaingiza mboo taratibu

Chiku – Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhh
AM- UnaumiaChiku – Hapana taaaamuuuiiiiiii

Afande Manyota anashsusha na kupandisha mboo ndania ya kuma ya Chiku……..

Chiku –Ooooh, yeahh, tamuuuuuu, tamuuuuuuu
Afande Manyota, - Na wewe mtaaammmuuuuu kweli…..

Chiku anamkatia kiuoni, na Afande Manoyta kama kwa ufundi anaziweza., wanatombana, spidi inaongozeka, wote wanatoka jasho.….

Chiku – Oh,. Ohhhhhhh,,ohhhhh,,iiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa
AM - - mmmmm,, sisssisiiiiiuuiiiiioooohhhh
Chiku – Tamu Afande mboo yako tamu sana,
AM – Mtaaaamu weeee Chiku, Chikuuuuuuu,Nakuja, Nakuuuuujjaaaaa, oh ,nakujaaaaaa,,ehhhhhhhhh, eehhhhj..
Chiku – njooooo mpenzi, aaaaa, njooooooo

Wanakuja pamoja…………. Baada ya kumaliza Afande Manyota anala chale……..

AM –(anahema) Wewe Chiku, Mbona uliniambia kuwa huwezi mboo kubwa, kumbe unaweza…….Chiku (anacheka kwa furaha bado ana nyege, amepanua miguu,) – hehehee…Afande Manyota anaona kisimi, anashindwa kujizuia anapiga magoti kusudi amfanyie Chiku KATERERO…..anasugua kichwa cha mboo kwenye kisimi taratibu….

Chiku, - aaiiiiiiii,,oh,,,,ohh,,,,,ohh,,ooooooooom nakuja…….nakuja……..Kusikia kelele za furaha ya Chiku, Mboo ya Afande Manyote inasimama tena………..anaitia ndani ya V ya Chiku…..Chiku analia kwa utamu yuko mbinguni…..Wanatombna tena……..wanakuja pamoja……….

Chiku –Oh, Afande Manyota, kumbe ndio maana wanakuita Afande Manyota. Na mimi ninakuongezea nyota….
Afande Manyota – A-SAN-TEEEH!

Chiku anaenda bafuni kuoga, akitoka anataka kuvaa nguo aende zake, lakini Afande Manyota, yuko tayari kwa mtombo mwingine.

Chiku - Mboo tamuuuu, nipe basi......

Chiku anapiga magoti na kumnyonya Afande Manyota mboo mpaka anakuja mdomoni. Wanatombana tena, safari hii ndani ya jacuzzi. Wakimaliza Chiku anampigia simu jirani yake na kumwambia atafute babysitter mwingiine, analala hotelini mpaka asubuhi, wanatombana usiku kucha!

Asubuhi

Chiku: Siku nyingi kweli sijatombana na dume mpaka asubuhi
AM: Na mimi siku nyingi sijakutana na mwanamke anayeniweza kama wewe.Mtamu sana wewe.
Chiku: Asante na wewe unanipa utamuuuuu.
AM: Ilikuwa niondoke leo kurudi Bongo lakini naona nitaahirisha safari.
Chiku: Aahirishe basi mpenzi, tena ukitaka twende kwangu East Boston.
AM: Sawa.

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Damn!!Afande Manyota

[mwolovi]

daamn , wah wah wah

[KAVOI]

Originally Posted by nyaso

afande manyota kaja boston kutoka bongo kwenye mkutano longwood medical center. Amefikia charles hotel mjini boston. Afande manyota (am) amempigia simu chiku kumsalimia. Wanapanga chiku aende hotelini jioni waonane ili afande ampe zawadi kutoka kwa shangazi yake bongo.chumbani kwa akande manyota hotelini. Afande manyota anamgojea chiku kwa hamu. Chiku anabisha hodi mlangoni chumba (suite) namba 610: chiku: (taratibu kwa sauti ndogo) hodi!am: karibu!afande manyota anafungua mlango……. Am – oh, karibu, karibu sana chiku – asante (chiku anashangaa afande manyota alivyo handsome futi sita, anaonekana kama ana misuli ya bondia) am- kumbe wewe ndiye chiku, oh karibu sana, nilikuwa na hamu sana ya kukuona. Shangazi yako kaniambia mengi juu yako. Chiku – asante nimekaribia. Shangazi hajambo siyo. Am- hajambo, anakusalimia sana. Karibu kiti chiku – ahsante, oh, chumba kizuri sana, kumbe hii hoteli safi sana….. Am- na hata mimi nimeipenda sana, chumba kikubwa chiku – bila shaka kuna jacuzzi bafuni? am – haha, jacuzzi ipo dada, unajuaje ulishawahi kufika hapa nini? chiku – unastarehe wewe…….. Hata hii hoteli inajulikana kwa anasa zake afande manyota anatamzama chiku, kwa hamu, hajapata penzi siku nyingi…….chiku anajua hivyo, naye ana nyege, maana boyfriend wake amesafiri tena, wiki ya pili sasa, chiku anasimama kwenda dirishani, anamtingishia matako, am anakuwa kama kalewa…. Chiku – oh, view safi sana, unaweza kuona charles river na boston common. Am – ah ndio…….nikupe nini? chiku – whisky soda , kaka am – anafungua baa ya chumba anampa chiku whisky soda.chiku (akiongea kwa sauti laini) – mmmmmmm., ohhh. Yeaaa, napenda whisky soda., nasikia joto sasa…..aaahhhafande manyota anapigiwa butwa, anawaza kumbe chiku anapandwa nyege kirahisi hivyo, au? am – unaona joto? ngoja niongeze air conditioning chiku – hamna haja, (chiku anafungua blausi na kujipepea na gazeti, afande manyota anatazama kama vile anategemea kuona matiti ya chiku, lakini chiku hafungui sidiria)chiku anakaa kwenye king size bed ya chumba….. Chiku – oh, kitanda safii sana hii, kikibwa, unalalia peke yako? am- (anashindwa aseme nini) aaaaahhhh, ndio, chiku analala kwenye kitanda anaitesti….. Chiku – mmmmmmmmsafi sana kweli, kikubwa, unaweza kufanya mambo hapa…….njoo basi……afande manyota anaenda kitandani, chiku anamvuta…….anataka kufungua zipu ya suruali ili achezee mboo ya afande manyota…… chiku – oh baby, mfungulie afande manyota mdogo hapa nimwone basi….. Nyege zinampanda afande manyota anfungua zipu, chiku anatoa mboo na kuichezea, inavimba… inasimama kwa hasira…. Chiku – oh my godi! kumbe ndio maana unaitwa afande manyota, una mboo kubwa hivi…..oh kubwa kweli, dah….yaani inchi 10…….halafu nene….. Ohhhh my godi…. Am – sasa dada, mbona unaanza kuwa kama unaogopa….. Chiku – afande mpenzi , ngoja nikimbie, nimesahau, inabidi niende ku-babysit mtoto wa jirani…….mbali….east boston afande manyota anamkamata chiku kwa nguvu…….. Am- wewe chiku, naomba kidogo basi…..chiku (anakuwa kama msichana mdogo) – hapana, afande, umejaliwa na chombo, naogopa.. Am- unaogopa nini? (anapapasa v ya chiku, anaingiza mkono ndani ya chupi na kuichezea kisimi cha chiku) chiku- oh, oh,, oh, tamu…….(chiku analegea kwa nyege) am – uansemaje sasa……. Chiku – tujaribu, lakini taratibu mpenzi am - (anacheka) siwezi kukuumiza mpenzi… utafurahi tu……chiku amevua nguo kabiki uchi, na ushanga kiunoni……afande manyota anampapasa matiti ya chiku mpaka chuchu zimesimama kama nyonyo ya chupa….huko anachezea v ya chiku am - ( mboo imesimama na ana hamu ya kingiiza ndani ya v ya chiku,) ohh, chiku, chiku. Chiku anapanua miguu, v iko wet kwa hamu ya kutiwa mboo….bila kuomba afande manyota anaingiza mboo taratibu chiku – aaaaaaahhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhh am- unaumiachiku – hapana taaaamuuuiiiiiii afande manyota anashsusha na kupandisha mboo ndania ya kuma ya chiku…….. Chiku –ooooh, yeahh, tamuuuuuu, tamuuuuuuu afande manyota, - na wewe mtaaammmuuuuu kweli….. Chiku anamkatia kiuoni, na afande manoyta kama kwa ufundi anaziweza., wanatombana, spidi inaongozeka, wote wanatoka jasho.…. Chiku – oh,. Ohhhhhhh,,ohhhhh,,iiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa am - - mmmmm,, sisssisiiiiiuuiiiiioooohhhh chiku – tamu afande mboo yako tamu sana, am – mtaaaamu weeee chiku, chikuuuuuuu,nakuja, nakuuuuujjaaaaa, oh ,nakujaaaaaa,,ehhhhhhhhh, eehhhhj.. Chiku – njooooo mpenzi, aaaaa, njooooooo wanakuja pamoja…………. Baada ya kumaliza afande manyota anala chale…….. Am –(anahema) wewe chiku, mbona uliniambia kuwa huwezi mboo kubwa, kumbe unaweza…….chiku (anacheka kwa furaha bado ana nyege, amepanua miguu,) – hehehee…afande manyota anaona kisimi, anashindwa kujizuia anapiga magoti kusudi amfanyie chiku katerero…..anasugua kichwa cha mboo kwenye kisimi taratibu…. Chiku, - aaiiiiiiii,,oh,,,,ohh,,,,,ohh,,ooooooooom nakuja…….nakuja……..kusikia kelele za furaha ya chiku, mboo ya afande manyote inasimama tena………..anaitia ndani ya v ya chiku…..chiku analia kwa utamu yuko mbinguni…..wanatombna tena……..wanakuja pamoja………. Chiku –oh, afande manyota, kumbe ndio maana wanakuita afande manyota. Na mimi ninakuongezea nyota…. Afande manyota – a-san-teeeh! chiku anaenda bafuni kuoga, akitoka anataka kuvaa nguo aende zake, lakini afande manyota, yuko tayari kwa mtombo mwingine. Chiku - mboo tamuuuu, nipe basi...... Chiku anapiga magoti na kumnyonya afande manyota mboo mpaka anakuja mdomoni. Wanatombana tena, safari hii ndani ya jacuzzi. Wakimaliza chiku anampigia simu jirani yake na kumwambia atafute babysitter mwingiine, analala hotelini mpaka asubuhi, wanatombana usiku kucha! asubuhi chiku: siku nyingi kweli sijatombana na dume mpaka asubuhi am: na mimi siku nyingi sijakutana na mwanamke anayeniweza kama wewe.mtamu sana wewe. Chiku: asante na wewe unanipa utamuuuuu. Am: ilikuwa niondoke leo kurudi bongo lakini naona nitaahirisha safari. Chiku: aahirishe basi mpenzi, tena ukitaka twende kwangu east boston. Am: sawa.

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