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Old 21st November 2003, 11:57 AM
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Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la....

In that corner, weighing in at a puny combined 300lbs in zero gravity conditions are S_L and ODD, who started the season all spunk and vinegar about their sucs and a repeat dream, which as predicted smacked into the wall of reality midway into the season. Dysfunctional as they are, they seek to divert attention from their ineptitude by cutting the one player who provided levity and sanity in their sorry season. Next up, Warren be gone! They now have to take up tiddlywinks as their winter pastime of choice. Watching contenders is too painful for them.
Then there's the other character over at mile high who must be suffering from oxygen deprivation proclaiming all sorts of accomplishments. I'll get back to you and the little ponies later.
Dmama....Hehehehehehehehehehe....Are you alright? Hehehehehehehehehehe! For a while there you bought into the 'invincinble' hype your Chefs were peddling. Sad to see them brought tumbling back to earth by the Bunglers.
Dumpie...Losing is about to become contagious...Titans await to administer a much deserved spanking.
Pcat....Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Your boo-birds still suck...I can't find anymore adjectives to describe my revulsion to said species!
Noyd....This cat and mouse game you're on with PCat is very distressing...Please go back to your blow up doll.....Hehehehehehehehehehe! The illusion that your Hams are going places is a nice mirage....
I saw Mak claiming that his SS eligible tankers were back....Sure, sure..change dealers...That bay-area stuff is laced with vanilla extract....
Did I misss anyone this morning? Good! That goes to show that your sorry choice of a team hasn't registered on the radar that matters...mine! Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

'Horns enjoy turkey day then turn the Aggies into turkeys day after....

Pokes show why they're the real deal...The pimps will be wearing Panther shoes for the Sunday night festivities after skinning Carolina...
Pats realise Texas isn't very friendly for them, the Texans make pilgrim sacrifice out of them....

Fi-Fo-Fum!

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Old 21st November 2003, 12:57 PM
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> Noyd....This cat and mouse game you're on with PCat is very
>distressing...Please go back to your blow up
>doll.....Hehehehehehehehehehe! The illusion that your Hams are
>going places is a nice mirage....

Yfiver i already shipped the doll to texas don't be distressed. and after u r done with it ship it to denver 10inch needs someone to help him after his kumi kumi sessions

I got me a fine one(pcat) wivu wacha. Rams put their might foot up arizona' ass



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> 'Horns enjoy turkey day then turn the Aggies into turkeys day
>after....
>
> Pokes show why they're the real deal...The pimps will be
>wearing Panther shoes for the Sunday night festivities after
>skinning Carolina...
> Pats realise Texas isn't very friendly for them, the Texans
>make pilgrim sacrifice out of them....
>
pokes a mighty pretenders already they have lost 16-0 and 12-0 and u have nerve to open that piehole. are the texans still in the NFL?

by the way u won close one Symons almost beat that overated bunch of losers

P.S he should win Heisman hands down
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Old 21st November 2003, 01:00 PM
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, now, here comes Y5 a day after he was paroled from the mental assylum, trying to act like he is fine to join society once again.......We'll see how long you last out there without them coming to haul your ass back in for ever.....

Haiya, like I was telling these other knuckleheads Y5, my Broncos are on schedule to finish 12-4 and they won't be looking back from there on....

See, I tried to make these other bozos see my point, but as usual, they are devoid of abstact thinking....So, here's hoping that maybe you can see the truth as it unfolds without being as stubborn as the afore-mentioned lot.....I always knew that I could count on you Y5.

O.K, since we've both agreed that the Broncos are bringing Lombardi back home, please make it your duty to tell the knucklehead lot that we were talking about not so long ago, that the Broncos have the second best Defence in the L. Also make sure that you reitarate that this 2nd ranked defence we are touting here, is half-filled with 3rd stringers.....

Please, remember to adress the issue of our 3rd raked QB, one Mr. Plummer who has a rating of 95 only second to Mcnair and Manning(who are overrated anyway, but we will discuss that another day). Make sure you remind that afore-mentioned lot of cartton characters, that Shannon Sharpe had three touchdown catches and C. Port had his 5th consecutive 100 yard rushing game......

If you don't happen to convince that confused lot with all those stellar stats, surely go ahead and drop the bomb on them about how we played the whole game last Sunday without punting the ball once and holding the Bolts to 90 total yards in a game the Broncos hogged the ball for an astonishng........hold your breath, this might knock the wind outta you......47 minutes out of 60.

Also, very important, make sure you don't give out my phone number to anybody, coz my voicemail is getting pounded by the number of congratulatory messages that I've been receiving.......Let me know of the positive responses Y5 and the overwhelming adoration that come our way. It will be greatly appreciated...Thanks...
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Old 21st November 2003, 01:09 PM
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The situation is even worse than I feared....Gloating about beating the Bolts is sooooooooooooo uncouth! TCU could do the same thing and it wouldn't get in the morning papers!
There must be an impostor masquerading as me! These conversations you're supposedly having with me are proof enough. Let me investigate and send the authorities to apprehend the perpetrators.
As for these cartoon characters bleating aimlessly here....They're beyond hope. I would call the mwenda patrol on them, but I'm afraid they would further infect an already ailing population with their special brand of madness...

Fi-Fo-Fum!

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Old 21st November 2003, 01:14 PM
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10inch- November 30th, we come to show u people how football is played
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Old 21st November 2003, 01:18 PM
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>10inch- November 30th, we come to show u people how football
>is played


i bet u mean "old school style".....in very Grand pa kinda way
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Old 21st November 2003, 01:49 PM
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I've on numerous account stated that the above aka, y5 and 10 are not right in the head. if you all need more proof, please read their above postings:o

you two know and believe deep down your *kids in the room* EAGLES are going to the SB. all this rantings is waste of time.

10, broccolis was out 2 weeks ago. last week match was just to give you more excuse to drwon in coors

no need to heap more damage on SL and ODD, their team is known internationaly as the loser of the NFL

to the rest still in the league, tighten up your belts coz' here we come.

Mr. Big,
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Old 21st November 2003, 02:48 PM
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See this is why some of you need to read the instructions on the labels very carefully and follow them exactly! If it says take the blue, yellow, green, orange pills in a certain order, there's a reason for it.
Here we have PCat claiming the boo-birds are going to the Super-Bowl when the reality is they're destined for the TOILET bowl...Flush......!
Then there's Noyd with his projection disease, talking about sending his favourite sleep toy, Bessie the blow-up doll to me! No, thank you....I'd rather be celibate!
And Mak says there's going to be an 'old' school whupping courtesy of the Dodders, emphasis I must add, on the 'old' part.
Then 10 chimes in with his grandiose plans of taking Lombardi home...Earth to 10....Pigs will fly before that happens...And your nuggets aren't doing much of anything either! Can't crack 70 with that brick-laying display they're putting on the road! Another lottery pick awaits you...In fact, I suggest they declare their profession to be stone-masons in next year's W-2...I won't say anything about the Avs, who don't seem to know the season started either!
The only sensible ones who *MUST* be taking their medications according to the instructions aren't saying a word....


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Old 21st November 2003, 03:16 PM
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As usual, the suspects crawled out from down under on a Friday morning after the long creepy shadows of definite spankings clamoured on them the whole week. YAP!...So what else is new?

Jay-Z's album still sucks. I hope we don't hear from this doofus in a couple of years claiming 'the game needs him and he couldn't sit out there and watch fake ass MC's have it'...but that's a whole other story. NAS still rules NYC.!

10Inch going on a tantrum after his ponies did a number on the Chargers. I told you man! Chum up for fishing season. It'll be here sooner than you think for you tired ass ponies. Ofcourse Miami wins the wild card with KC and NE taking the divisions.

Spenty...after being bellichic'd in NE Sunday night...couldn't even afford a field goal, somehow your presence was conspicous only by it's absence! I would have laughed at you but I'll let your next performance speak for itself.

Ofcourse the Sooner haters are gearing up with Hatorade in the menu for their thanksgiving dinners. We'll be waiting for those puny little red raiders. Bring it on!!..The only dissappointing thing about our performance last week (mind you after blowing Baylor 41-3 was not scoring enough points in the second half). Our defense is vaunted enough!

My take on the BCS? If Ohio State wins this weekend they deserve to be number two on the MERIT! of strength of schedule. USC hasn't played as nearly difficult a schedule as the Buckeyes! To hell with all y'all romantic USC fans. Regardless, we'll still thwart any of these two ANY TIME ANY DAY!!!

Rugby world cup...Aussies over these notoriusly Boring!! Boring !! English punks. No need to worry..I'll be up at 4 watching this classic show down!

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Old 21st November 2003, 03:17 PM
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y5- I dont think the Tuna is taking you anywhere. ur results last week showed u that u will be eliminated in the playoffs. Not even the conference finals.
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