BENGALS TO THE BOWL, Y'ALL

[10inch]

In other developments, sources just confirmed that Jerry Rice of the Brokeland Raiders suffered a mild cardiac arrest after he was informed that he has to play against the Denver Broncos on Monday night.....

Other news state that Tim Brown, the starting wide receiver of the Forkland Raiders, is still holed up in his house after he too got the message that he has to play the Broncos. He has been in locked up in his house since Saturday morning and efforts to reach him have all been futile......Doctors described in what would be a new disease that Tim Brown is believed to be suffering from a mental distortion known as the "Broncos Scarediosys"......We will keep you posted on further developments..........

On a positive and lighter note though, news just in from Denver state that plans to travel to Houston for the Super Bowl have already started taking shape for the home team. The Broncos received their air tickets today and they have been asked by the NFL office to forward the names of their starting lineup and coaching staff in liue of the big game......Shannon Sharpe was this morning seen clearing his shelf for extra space in what was believed to be in anticipation(expectation) of this latest Super Bowl trophy.......

Anyway, points to ponder:
1. Are the Seahawks for real, or do they have to play the Broncos to be brought back to reality?
2. Will the Texas teams combined win more than two games this season?
3. Should the Jets be moved to the WNBA?
4. Are the Rams the greatest show to "suck"?
5. How on earth did Arizona creep up on Green Bay, was Y5 playing running back for the cheeseheads?
6. Is ******cat crazy or is she now buying narcotics from firestarter?
7. Should ODD play QB for the Dirty Birds?
8. Is inzi ready for another first round thumping?
9. Is Gaidi Sugu smoking tea leaves and importing kumi kumi?
10.Should S_L be allowed to leave the house by herself in her current state of mind?
11.Does Big Noyd still think that the Rams are playing in the 99-2000 season?
12.Is Fred still taking a dump?....he's been MIA for a minute.
13.Does Kibz realise that the Jets face a scary possibilty of going 0-16 for the season?
14.Should the Texans and Cowboys play in the Mexican league alonside Necaxa and America and have Jesus Gonzalez and Juan Lopez play QB for them?
15. HOW ABOUT THOSE BRONCOS?????????????????????? Mad skills huh? Y'all on shook right about now when I mention those bad boys......Wacheni kuingiza baridi hivyo......Heheheheheeheheheehehe.

[IzzyDuzIt]

As usual its time for my weekly Monday Morning QB!! And how about those colts huh? All we needed was one good quarter and play scrappy ball the rest of the way against those pathetic jags. Anywayz 3-0 and we haven't even broken a sweat.

10Inch - The raiders will enjoy having you jamaaz for dinner tonight wacha those Oven roasted ribs you chew on. Portis is hurting, and Mike Anderson isn't a tad near his form two years ago. You really should have kept Old man TD in your house instead of cutting him.

Y5 - I'll skip my usual toast to a Texan defeat and rub it in that OU won! And how about that sooner D. And how many punts did we return for TD's - HOW ABOUT 3!!!!...I'll rev this up till my sooners wallop your lady-horns. I have that date circled. I suggest you do the same.

To all those numbskulls supporting the 'Wackest Show On Turf/Grass/Tarmac or wherever'. I'm sure now you know who's the boss in your division after the humbling loss you suffered.

How about Arizona over the pack and the Browns over the niners?


Kibz - You got whacked yet again. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA...Are you still hung up on last season? Apparently the memo never reached the Jets office that the season is underway. You're still being thuped like it's pre-season.

[y5next]

Dumpie, you're headed for a humoungous let down shortly when your Dolts and the hated Sooners both lose in the same weekend. The mourning will probably keep you away from here for a couple of weeks. In the meantime, gloat as much as you want.
10, Hehehehehehehehehehehe, I see the mile high piss water is still running through your veins. Otherwise how to explain your exuberance over beating the beach boys of Diego and the Queenly ladies of Cinci? It's not going to last. The writing is on the wall, and it's not in invisible ink either. Only reason you may not be able to read it is, you can't read!
Noyd? Are you there? Is everything ok? Should we call for help? Suicide watch? How about we recommend that the Rams voluntarily join the NCAA for the rest of the season? Maybe the MAAC? I'm sure Northern Illinois, Marshall or Toledo would love to test their legitimacy against a 'pro' team like yours. Hehehehehehehehehehe!


Fi-Fo-Fum!


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[big noyd]

Its only week three we are still good we'll take the loss... 14 wins and 2 losses ain't that bad. we all know the culprits who fold when the second half starts so please do enjoy yourselves while still beating...jacksonville,cincy,browns,chargers. and u Yfiver don't tell me you are rejoicing because of beating RICE u should be ashamed !!.

Other headlines bills offense was sickening well miami did a good job but what always seems to be their prob after six games? pro bowl cornerbacks, best defensive end in football(taylor) servicable linebackers good coaches,good rb... i must say they are a big puzzle atleast the colts we understand prissy qb and no D.

Mr.10 Other than portis is their any other person who plays in that team surely jake is still faking the funk.....hehheheeh anyway raiders will put your ponies to sleep.

kibz.....4-11...4-11,4-11,4-11 even with gimmicks you can't get a firstdown let alone a touchdown your team is giving herm a heart attack.
how about the chiefs though best team in NFL right now.

[y5next]

Beating the owls wasn't anything I was celebrating about. It was an expected victory.
Have you noticed how our good son's Priest and Ricky are tearing up the NFL? When will the poobahs rename us Running back U? And next year the #1 pick shall be none other than.... the other Roy Williams, receiver for the glorious 'Horns, the best receiver in the land. Hehehehehehehehehehe, bring it on!


Fi-Fo-Fum!


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[sweet_lady]

ODD...where art thou....I hope you watched our BUCS whooping and tossing the falcons....hehehe....what a game it was!!!

We were only warming up....it wasn't the real deal at all....

And to the rest.....YAWNNNNN........

It was easy peasy lemon squeezy!!!

[y5next]

Any minute now I expect you to break out into the local dialect rendition of 'to the bowl y'all'. It would sound pretty funky in Cockney.


Fi-Fo-Fum!

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[IzzyDuzIt]

Noyd - Atleast your lamest show on turf had some semblace of being a well rounded attack with Marshall Faulk in it regardless of whether Bulger or Warner were QB-ing. Now it's upto Tory 'Big-Play(MY ASS!)' Holt, Bruce and your host of receivers to get it done for your weak ass offence. Just face it, you'll never be anywhere near the form you were in '99. Plus Mike Martz is a terrible play caller. You have a chance to redeem yourselves before the bye week in Arizona, otherwise things get a little bit rough after it.

Spenty..October 11th!..Mark it down. The Red River shoutout will turn into the Red River shoot down! You know my sooners have the best of everything. QB- Jason White, already a heissman contender, Renaldo Works at RB, and the #1 ranked D in the country. You keep gloating over a weak ass victory over Rice...you can mouth all you want but we'll be roasting your asses in your back yard come Oct. 11th!


10 - I see you've already gathered your oven roasted pork ribs for the game tonight. Old man Gannon, Rice and Brown have a can of whoopass to accompany them, plus the cheap 2cent coors light beer you seem to be sipping on each time you post.

[O_D_D]

Sup S_L? Yeah....the Bucs are back and the old folks shall have themselves brocollis for dinner tonight. As for the rest of the comedians, y'all make it so easy for blondes to tell jokes on you.

Y5, sup cuz? Have your pukes figured out why their dishes smash on the spin cycle?

I'll say it one more time. Tampa is the team to watch.

[y5next]

I need to learn you some more darting skills. These ones you're practising on S_L aren't working. Let's see now, how many champeensheeps do the ducks have again......Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Johnny come lately's aren't going to talk smack in the face of count..1...2..3...4...5...and still counting.....The 'pokes shall rise again!


Fi-Fo-Fum!

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