Kiuks Abroad !!!!!

jeylo · (#1 (**permalink**))

Kibaki said "Wewe fanya kazi, na kazi ndio hio, na
hio ndio iko.
Kwani utafanya ingine gani?.......Kiuks have given
it a serious thought.

Many Kenyans have been travelling abroad to seek
green pastures. Many are nurses who eventually
take their husbands with them. Unfortunately, these
men can't find decent jobs and find themselves
doing
the rat race or funny jobs just to make ends meet.
So one of them finds a job as a zoo attendant.

But as there are not many wild animals in UK zoos,
the institution decides to hire people and have them
pretend to be zoo animals - dressed in real animal
skins so as to keep zoo attendance figures up.

One Kiuk happily takes up one of the jobs
dresses up in a monkey skin doing all sorts of
acrobatics swinging from tree to tree.

As he is busy entertaining people, he accidentally
falls in a lions den. The lion roars so loudly that
the "Monkey" shouts MAMAA WEE!! NISAIDIENI!! NAFA
LEO!

Then the lion approaches the ALMOST DEAD "monkey"
and says

"Ni kii we urauga mbu ta mwana?"

For the resident the event on that day ticket
sales almost doubled!! because people thought it
waz a
unique thing to see a monkey chat with a lion.

Yet till now, nobody knew that those animals were
well and trully HOME BOYS!

mmmhh. iko kazi.!!