[He Goat]

Krusaa - a small border town btn Denmark and Germany. They have these mobile brothels. So, I pop up expecting a zungu and bump into a black woman... who's like what on earth u doing here, she asks and she rides me... never saw a black man... u from US?

Kenya me says.... 'Wairimu, Nyeri Massive!' she shouts as i run off to avoid paying. As i jump into the car and my friend zooms off, I can see her getting out of the van with a gun... and running after us... completely naked