YOU DRIVE A CIVIC AND NOT A RACE CAR!!

MeyerLansky · (#1 (**permalink**))

Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they're faster than they really are? It's not just Civic owners, it's people with Neons and Hyundais too. They go all out and buy new rims, tint their windows, add fins, paint stripes on their car... why? It's old. You drive a ghasia car, deal with it. Mitsubishi Eclipse owners are some of the worst offenders. What's the point of dumping all this cash into modifications when it won't significantly change the performance of your vehicle?

It's ironic that with all the money that these morons dump into modification, they could have saved up and bought a real sports car in a couple of years instead of pretending like they drive one now. It doesn't matter how big your fins are, it doesn't matter how cool your rims look, it doesn't matter how much noise your muffler makes. You still drive a mukebe car. Period. End of story.

The other day I pulled up next to some jackass in an intersection. He started to rev up his engine and roll back and forth. I turned my head towards him, glanced at his car, glanced at him, rolled my eyes and turned back to the road. This pissed off the driver and as soon as the light turned green, he went peeling off. Way to go jackass. Now what did he prove? A) That his car is so fast and powerful, that he can even beat people who aren't racing him. B) That he's a wise investor for buying those rims, because the ones he had just weren't cutting it. C) Those stripes on his car look sharp and hide the fact that it's still just a Civic or D) That he's a bafoon.

Why didn't I race him? Because I don't drive a sports car and I know it. I could pretend I drive a sports car, just like anyone else. I could put giant fins on my car and pretend it's a jet or whatever the hell they think putting huge fins on a car accomplishes. Or I could quit pretending and just drive my damn car to work and school. Watching people race in Civics is like watching people race in minivans. I suppose the competition is there, but it's anti-climactic, like watching two geriatrics playing golf. It's a race where even if you win, you lose.

What's the point of having a fast car anyway? Is there some legal speed that they're trying to reach that they can't seem to do with normal cars? Even if your car can go more than 200 mph, you have to break the law (more often than not) to do so. Way to go damn ass, you spent your life savings on something you can't use. Worthless

fcuk · (#2 (**permalink**))

http://maddox.xmission.com/civic.html

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/...20/Justin.html
(scroll down to cars)

http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/...eid=1062997719

LOL !

Smwa · (#3 (**permalink**))

MeyerLan

niaje gisharian

i think someone bust your bubble(hehehehe ****.)

someone once said if you find an article that's not ur orig copy be kind enough and mention the master lest ...... u know wat.

y5next · (#4 (**permalink**))

Hehehehehehehehehe! HoHoHoHoHohoho!Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The moral of the story still is...Plagiarism is bad....More often than not, we've already seen your writing style and know what to expect from you. Anything out of the ordinary perks up antennaes and sets off alarms....

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

nyawera_1 · (#5 (**permalink**))

And I was impressed for a minute! I was about to mail him my panties.

MeyerLansky · (#6 (**permalink**))

>And I was impressed for a minute! I was about to mail him my
>panties.

MATTER OF FACT- I RECIEVED THEM STANK ASS PANTIES, THING IS THE "UPS" GUY WOULDNT LET GO SO I TIPPED HIS DIAB AND SENT HIM OFF IN A HASTE....NEED I SAY MORE?

PS - DO YOU DRIVE A RIGHT HAND DRIVE CIVIC?

nyawera_1 · (#7 (**permalink**))

>
>PS - DO YOU DRIVE A RIGHT HAND DRIVE CIVIC?

Have you been spying on me?
or did you also plagiarize this from some site?? You unoriginal prick.

Mr_Kamau · (#8 (**permalink**))

te hee hee.. busted!!!
And anyway, that's beside the point, what is wrong if someone loves their car and wants to make it look good, and while we are on the issue, you mentioned something about tinting on'es windows.. that's security and beauty not for perfomance... kwani a car with tinted windows or stripes goes faster? Hate the game, don't hate the playa
Moral: it's my/their cars, not yours, and what someone chooses to do with it... ni biashara yake.. stop hating, I hear those "Black Mamba" bikes are on special, go buy one and hook it up, boda boda jamaas in western can do the job for you cheap.. te hee hee

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http://5.modified-cars.com/cars/pix_m/2507_a.jpg
SOURCE: MODIFIED CARS.COM

jambazzi · (#9 (**permalink**))

If adding performance kits to your stock is not your style,deal with it cuz .l'still pimp my ride,he he he !

sleezyx · (#10 (**permalink**))

kinda true