TIME TO KICK SOME KIKUYU ASS

PAPAROACH · (#1 (**permalink**))

I ALIGHT FROM THE MATHREE. AM SLOWLY STROLLING AWAY, TWO JAMAAZ START FOLLOWING ME. I INCREASE MY PACE, THEY ALSO DO. I BEGIN RUNNING, THEY START CHASING ME. OK. THEY MUST BE AFTER SOMETHING. HMM. IT MUST BE MY WATCH.
SO I WARN THEM IN ADVANCE. "YOU WONT MAKE IT TO THE NEAREST SHELTER IF YOU TOOK ANYTHING FROM ME". THEY WOULDNT LISTEN. SO ONE OF THE OAFS DID PULL MY ARM THE OTHER ONE JUMPED ON MY BACK. TOOK MY WATCH. I PAUSED. STEPPED BACK. ASKED THEM TO RUN AS FAST AS THEY COULD. " I TOLD YOU. BUT YOU WOULDNT LISTEN". THEY PAUSED STARTLED. I REACHED OUT FOR MY REVOLVER...

KENYATTA AND FAMILY SHOULD RETURN ALL THE LAND THEY GRABBED.

NJENGA KARUME SHOULD ACCOUNT FOR HIS WEALTH.

SAITOTI SHOULD CONFESS ABOUT THE GOLDENBERG ISSUE.

UHURU SHOULD COME OUT CLEAN ON HIS "FAGGETORY".

MUNGIKIS SHOULD ACCOUNT FOR THE INNOCENT LIVES THEY HAVE TAKEN.

MUITE MUST COME OUT CLEAN ON THE PATTNI ISSUE.

STANLEY GITHUNGURI SHOPULD RETURN THE MILLIONS HE LOOTED FROM NATIONAL BANK.

MAGUGU MUST FIX HIS VENERAL DISEASE OR STAY OUT OF POLITICS.

NGUGI WA THIONGO SHOULD REMAIN EXILED AND NEVER COMMENT ON THE POLITICAL SITU IN KENYA.

MATIBA NOW REMAINS TO BE BURIED. AS HE HAS CEASED FUNCTIONING.

WANGARI MAATHAI MUST TELL US WHERE SHE TOOK DONORS MONEY AND COME OUT CLEAN ON HER AFFAIR WITH WARURU KANJA.

ERIC WAINAINA MUST CEASE RECORDING HIS STOLEN LYRICS, AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 5 ALIVE FINAL RELEASE HE WAS ENTRUSTED WITH.

MAINA KARIUKI SHOULD TELL US HOW THE KFF BUDGET HAS SHOT UP BY 140%

MAINA KAGENI MUST COME OUT CLEAN ON HIS UNCEREMONIOUS DEPATURE FROM NATION FM.(ANOTHER BUSTED FAGGET)

AS THE EXECUTIVE HEAD OF GOVERNMENT IN WAITING PRIME MINISTER ODINGA SHOULD ALSO

GET HOMES FOR THE CHOKORAAS WHO ARE MAINLY FROM THE NEIGHBOURING KIAMBU
RESTORE SOME BUSINESS ETHICS IN RIVER ROAD
OUTLAW MUNGIKI SECT
ENSURE SECURITY FOR FOREIGN INVESTORS BY DELINKING CRIME PRONE AREAS OF KINOO, GITHURAI, ETC FROM NAIROBI

Desi · (#2 (**permalink**))

Yu know it takes logging onto mashada to realise how accomplished Kikuyu's are. I guess I don't count our accomplishments since they seem so natural. Thanks for keeping count. Do you mind adding some more?

chief · (#3 (**permalink**))

Your father should accept your his son ? you basturd ! Then the things you said will happen!

sizzla · (#4 (**permalink**))

What's this about maina kageni ?

PAPAROACH · (#5 (**permalink**))

What's this about maina kageni ?>>
MAINA WAS CAUGHT SNOGGING AND CUDDLING WITH A JAMAA IN HIS CAR AT GPO. TO SAVE THEIR FACE, NATION MEDIA GAVE HIM 24HRS TO QUIT

badass_nigga · (#6 (**permalink**))

PAP and the likes:

Read your post loudly infront of a mirror and listen to yourself.

Your obvious tribal bias is yet another sad example of dimwitted pettiness which can only spew from an uncircumcised idiot.

Shame on you!

BIN LADEN · (#7 (**permalink**))

@Pap

Good work! This tribe is satanic ... its time we kick some sh1t out of their githeri ridden ***ked up balls!!

wise1 · (#8 (**permalink**))

Too many Tinga's.....make Mashada boring..

@Bin laden..." this tribe is satanic".....LOL..im sorry but this is becoming ridiculous..

"ASKARI KAMATA POLISI"

beau_afric · (#9 (**permalink**))

same people who cry foul when they are given the same treatment for being black! This is precisely why we continue to lag behind, all these petty tribal nonsense mixed with unsubstantiated rumors.
Wasn't the rwanda genocide example enough to refrain us from thinking about this absurdity let alone insinuating it?

sunrise3_16 · (#10 (**permalink**))

paparoach, very educative and insightful research you have. have you considered submitting articles to the Daily Mail, The Sun or other tabloids perhaps?
am sure the gutterpress will appreciate your efforts.

hindsight is 20-20 vision