On the foreign accents - Page 2

shidanyingi · (#11 (**permalink**))

Gaidi, ati you beat yourself, lol!

how about this, I went to the secretary and asked "can I borrow your rubber?"

isso · (#12 (**permalink**))

>ORDERED BURGER AND CHIPS-RECEIVED THE
>BURGER AND CRIPPS.
>WAS TOLD LATER "FRENCH FRIES=CHIPS"

LOL! @ Rabell...Must have really messed up your lunch.

Ying Yang · (#13 (**permalink**))

I cannot stand the "word" y'all...... what the shizzy.... worse, when my dear kenyan..talking to another kenyan is throwing it all over the damn place. Funny to see them try though.

Kangeta · (#14 (**permalink**))

B Boo,

tehehehehe... I fanyad that "Beach/B1tch" thingie too. Lakini my big hurdle was "literary" wooiye!!

wamuiru · (#15 (**permalink**))

this kenyan lady has just started maisha in stato, so she's wenging an askin for a soda an the jungu guy is like does she mean "pop"

Mark Twist Thuo · (#16 (**permalink**))

Somebody asked why people who go to india don't speak with indian accents. There's a logical answer but I thought it was funny

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Shanika · (#17 (**permalink**))

I went to a black college for undergraduate and my first semester was so terrible. I was used to being so soft spoken and everyone was all loud and coz I could not be as loud, they always used to ask me "huh?" and it really got on my nerves. I remember I was on the verge on crying coz of my being soft spoken and the accent even made it worse!!!

it_wasnt_me · (#18 (**permalink**))

killa all time, my buddy to a bartender 'can i have a KUWAS RIGHT'....bartender is like 'what the fak is that ???' and i insist KUWAAAAAS RRRRIGHT and the bartender actually gets it...he's like 'oohh COORS LIGHT'!!!!"

My jamaa from the slopes giving directions "make a LIGHT at the RIGHT" guys have never kufad like that!!

Playing scrable with the same jamaa...a guy has the guts to look up "RAWNMOWER" (lawnmower) in the dictionary....

shortee · (#19 (**permalink**))

Y'all killin me with laughter! Anyway najua this one most of u wameisema:
birthday-bathday!...that pronounciation wee some p'ple might think u've neva showered the whole of ya life!:7 :7

Magie Noire · (#20 (**permalink**))

>killa all time, my buddy to a bartender
>'can i have a KUWAS RIGHT'....bartender
>is like 'what the fak is that ???' and i
>insist KUWAAAAAS RRRRIGHT and the
>bartender actually gets it...he's like
>'oohh COORS LIGHT'!!!!"
>
>My jamaa from the slopes giving
>directions "make a LIGHT at the RIGHT"
>guys have never kufad like that!!
>
>Playing scrable with the same jamaa...a
>guy has the guts to look up "RAWNMOWER"
>(lawnmower) in the dictionary....

hahahaaaa!:7 :7 this has me in stitches!Ati ana angalia RAWNMOWER in the dictionary(or did you say DICTIONALY!)haaaaaaaa!