SH SHHHHHHHH..... @Jalejo&Stella keep quiet keep quiet!!Nyamazeni ama mtanifanya niandike noisemakers

(for the
"stylish" who might not understand Swa, i mean, keep quiet or i'll write down the names of noisemakers.
Ye, keep quiet,South Africans are in the house to save us from trauma in Kenya. Bend low, be humble and worship thee.They style people

Having been the
"first" to attain independence, we could borrow a leaf from them.They are the true example of what Africa should be.
Have you heard them claiming to have no accents? Tehehehehehe!
This cracks me up big time 
There are a couple of them in my neighbourhood.So this one time there was a uni placement job available that had one of the desired aspects as "Applicant to be of an African background or lived in Africa bla bla". So si you jua how Africans are learned out here, people applied!From North-South, East-West, the whole learned African population in my state lol.So the lucky ones were thinned to attend interviews. Ok,fast foward to the waiting room.Then i hear one saying this to her friend from Botswana, in a language she assumed no one else understands
,(a very "stylish" way to think,by the way), "These ones are just wasting time attending interviews. With those crazy accents they think they will get anywhere?".
Tehehe, you know who got the job? A guy from Libya, with a very
very, very strong accent. Oh didn't i just love that. The wenye matako who were "pretty" and "handsome" got nice "we regret" letters
So you all, let's all bend for Mama South Africa. We would not be alive without them. Wee hujui, they make us who we are

i.e. "Stylish"