Why do i get the feeling some mashadites like bringing their problems and asking them in "A friend of mine" context?

Just wondering if by any chance the poster is the fast-comer

lol who was told by his chic to stop "hurrying"

or if she is the friend of mine (if poster is a chic).
If he aint, longer foreplay does the job. (
Quick advice from someone who knows these things. You can thank the advisor later)