Ok I did this during a boardroom meeting that was so boring I almost died!
So these are the names I could remember without being online. Its not really a description of the mashadite but rather the first thing that came to mind when I heard the name in my mind.
Kukurukakara – paid by Kobia / Kobia in diguise
WCA – Girl has Attitude (not in a bad way though)
Mumgy - fantastic men taste
Okiedokes – Mashadas Nigerian Connection
Sanaa – like her name
Jackofhearts – Am his favourite
Atlian - a serious Atheist
Chipo – never says please