The ultimate -
09-01-2008, 02:30 PM
Enyewe hii ni cut and paste lakini inanijazz mbaya.........
Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of revenge - A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand
Height of pain - A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Noise - Two skeletons ****ing on a tin roof.
Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence - A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.
Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.
Height of Darkness: A black guysearching for his penis in a dark room.
Height of fashion: A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
Height of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.
Height of coincidence: And the banana falling i
Never argue with fools, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience
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