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Posts: 1,985
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Nairobi
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07-28-2008, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by kumbaffu
This is how...
"Karibu customer".......Carolecarole came.............13,13,13.....she came again.....14...14...14....By the way I was told that if you catch a mad person and take him to Mathare you will be paid ksh 1000.....

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aiii..hata sikujua how was coming...uuuiiiii..n for real i came..ho ho ho..
okay anaa one..kama mumeiona before munisameheeko..
There was this Asian lady married to an American
gentleman and they lived in Honolulu .
The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a
leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home
with mutton legs. The next day, she needed to get
chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say,
and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she
brought her husband
to the store...
(Please scroll page down.)
What were you thinking?
Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get
back to work...........
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