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Originally Posted by stunner
a) first if you woke up when your arlam went off at 5am then you would have those 30 mins that you are being 'hurried into the bafu' so amka speedy wacha kuwa mlazy.God dont like lazy people.
b) make sure by close to time to amka yall are spooning...her diabs to your front. when the alarm goes off 5am..you are up. 5.02 you are rubbing on 'paradise' by 5.10 shwaaaaaa fimbo inalala ndani. now your chic seems to be like a car with a bad started during a winter storm.....20 mins to warm up. dump her and switch chics.
c) the average woman(I have met) loves 'morning glory' more than any other mdinyo...its like it helps them function thru the day(tru story).again dump her and Switch chics.
d) skip breakfast....its overated. take an early lunch.
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heh! stunner, inaonekana hauchezangi na madem hiyo sekta! akiringa aende kwao eh? lol
