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Funny and very true!!

Originally Posted by mineboy

40-ish…………………………49
adventurous…………………slept with all your friends
athletic……………………….no boobs
average looking……………..ugly
beautiful………………………pathological liar
contagious smile…………….does a lot of pills
emotionally secure…………..on medication
feminist……………………….fat
free spirit……………………..junkie
friendship first……………….former slut
fun…………………………….annoying
gentle…………………………dull
new age………………………body hair in the wrong places
open-minded…………………desperate
outgoing………………………loud and embarrassing
passionate……………………sloppy drunk
professional…………………..bi.tch
romantic………………………frigid
voluptuous……………………very fat
large frame…………………..hugely fat
wants soul mate…………….stalker
widow…………………………murderer