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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a
complete checkup. After a performing a thorough examination and
running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," says the doctor, "You're
dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man, "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Ten What?"

"Nine..."

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A very tired husband came home from the office after a long
grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting
for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand.

She took his briefcase from him and led him over to the couch
where she proceeded to help make him "more comfortable."

"How should we do it tonight, honey?" she cooed in his ear,
"Shall we do 69?"

"I don't think so dear. I'm pretty tired. How about 68?" he said.

"Huh, 68? What's 68?" she asked, a little puzzled.

"You do me, and I'll owe you one."

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This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up
and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big
toe sticking out.

An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking
up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She
humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and
left.

The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what
happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore
on it. He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he
had syphilis of the big toe.

"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare."

The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this
morning with athlete's p.ussy."