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St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says,

"You were a good woman on Earth. I'm giving you a nice halo."

Mother Theresa is walking around Heaven when she sees Princess
Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo.

Mother Theresa goes back to St. Peter and says,

"St. Peter, I spent most of my adult life helping the poor and
the sickly. Princess Di did nowhere near the amount of charitable
work I did. Why does she have a bigger halo?"

St. Peter says, "That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."

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Two blacks guys were walking along a road in Los Angeles when
they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken LA cop.

One guy was thrown through the windscreen and the other was
knocked down an embankment.

The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the
second with leaving the scene of an accident.