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Hallo Boys and Gals, I wish you a wonderful week full of prosperity and may God bless the work of your hands (and feet in case you are a footballer).


A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die.

They set up a makeshift camp, hoping someone would come to their
rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days in the desert heat, they realized that they
were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and
they discussed their predicament in great depth. Finally the
priest said to the nun,

"You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one
thing I've wanted here on earth -- to see a woman naked. Would
you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then
agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she
remarked,

"Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man
naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the
nun exclaimed,

"Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"

The priest patiently answered,

"That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it
creates a new life."

"Really!," replied the nun, "Well forget about me. Stick it in
the camel!"

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The young Swedish au pair had been working for the couple for
over a year. While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still
struggled with the English language.

One day she informed the Lady of the House, that her boyfriend in
the Army was coming for a visit.

"That's wonderful. How long is his furlough?" asked the lady.

"Oh... about the same as your husband's, but a little bit
thicker." the au pair replied.

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Mrs. Morgenstein goes into Shecky's Deli at 9 am. and asks Shecky
for a dozen bagels. Shecky replies,

"Sorry Mrs. Morgenstein, we're out of bagels till 12 o'clock"

Mrs. Morgenstein is back at 10 am. and asks Shecky for a dozen
bagels, and Shecky answers,

"Sorry Mrs. Morgenstein, we're out of bagels till 12 o'clock."

Again at 11 am. Mrs. Morgenstein goes into the deli and asks
Shecky for a dozen bagels. Shecky replies.

"Mrs. Morgenstein, how do you spell 'cat' as in catastrophe?"

"C-A-T"

"Very good Mrs. Morgenstein, now how do you spell 'dog' as in
dogmatic?"

"D-O-G"

"Right Mrs. Morgenstein, now how do you spell 'fu.ck' as in
bagels?"
"There isn't any fu.ck in bagels" replies Mrs. Morgenstein!

"Exactly Mrs. Morgenstein. Come back at 12 o'clock."