Originally Posted by Type R
OK, the setting. Let's say, a splendid hotel in the middle of nowhere, some remote African/Asian country (Yamoussoukro? does it have a hotel?) so your privacy is guaranteed.
The guy's is not a Kenyan, so mambo ya kurudi nyumbani, gossip-gossip is 0% probability.
As you're munching your dinner, he's giving you the eye across the dining room. You're there on business or research paper, all alone in zees foreign country. He's not particularly good-looking, so it's not like you're turned on to him. Your romantic life is OK, so it's not like you're motivated by revenge upon some man in your life.
As you go for dessert, he accosts you, "Hi."
You're polite but ready to carefully handle a rebuff, "Hello" ... and you're already moving away.
"Excuse me, can I have a word."
Up close, he's older than he looked across the room, but well-groomed and good-mannered.
"Um, yah" - with all the A-T-T a Kenyan woman can muster...
"I was wondering. How much would it cost to spend the rest of the night with you?"
You're soon picking up your eyes from the roof and your tongue from the floor in order to answer his "question."
"What?!!!"
"Yes. 10 pm to 6 am, you're mine. I'll be civilized, oh well ... as civilized as I can get. Money is not the issue. What's your price, love?"
"Get outta..."
"I don't even need to know your name. I'm a foreigner, visiting just like you. We can go for tests, if that's your concern -- I'll pay, even for transport to the clinic. I just need to know your price for all of you, from 10 to 6. Pick any figure you want. Or do you want me to make an offer?"
OK, Mashaditesses, come clean, what would you ask for/accept???
$10,000?
$5000?
$50,000?
$1,000,000?
More?
Less?
The world will never know - your relatives? No! Your friends? No! Nobody!!!! Only mashadites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(If this thread's already been done, forgive me).
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